How [m]y first kiss was on the wrong pair of lips

Perfunctory I’m on mobile so ignore the formatting.
This is the story of how my first ever kiss was on her
pussy lips (Australian kiss if you will.)
Of course Eleanor and I had met online, seems to be
the way of the world now. We bonded for months over
our upbringing in private schools with only our own
gender, being sexually repressed because of it, and
talking about the most extreme kinks our religious virgin
minds could contrive.
Finally after about 3 months of chatting and sending
lewds (she thought it would be special to see each
other’s naughty bits for the first time in person) I was
visiting her city. We decided to meet up in a mall in the
morning immediately after I arrived. After all of the
awkward hugs chitchat in Starbucks we decided to
move on to the nearby arcade which was a great way to
relax and warm up to each other. She gave me a couple
of kisses on the cheek there but no privacy at all so
decided to wait a bit until the big smooch.
As we are walking around we see a small store with a
large sale sign out front. She immediately gets excited
because it’s her favourite store and of course we have
to go in. After she loads up both of our arms full of
clothes to try on we head over to the dressing rooms.
She dumped everything on the chair there and gave me
a smile before locking the door, occasionally
reappearing in something too sexy for her to bring
home just to tease me.