That time I went skinny dipping with my ex’s roommate [mf]

Right off the bat I just want to say that like most people, the decisions I make while drunk tend to be not so good. But oh well, they always make for good stories. This one is from way back when I was in college (just kidding not that long ago, about a year).

So on this particular night in September, our group pregamed as usual at our other friend’s apartment, then we went out and hit the bars. A good time was had by everyone and we slowly dwindled home by the time all of the bars were closing around 2 am. Unfortunately, I am a nocturnal kind of guy, so after we got back, I was ready to keep going. Not raging, but to keep a buzz going, do some dumb things.. you know, usual college stuff. Unfortunately, the only thing everyone else could think of was sleep, including my girlfriend. I went to lie in bed with her for a grand total of 5 minutes before I decided I would just head home and play some video games until I passed out (luckily I lived just a block away, so it made things easy).