I had a card party tonight and we were all drinking and having a good time. It was my friend’s turn to make a store run and he left his date with us playing cards but we ended up taking an intermission almost right after he left.
So I go up to my room to kinda get some fresh air and change into something more comfortable when there was a knock at my door and someone coming in before I could answer and it was Jewel, my friend’s date. I had a shirt on at the time but that was it.
She was definitely startled because she immediately said “My bad I’m looking for the bathroom” and closed the door fast af lol Then like 1 second later she cracked my door back open and said “Damn, you do got a big ass dick though” so I hopped on demon time and was like “You should see it up close”