I’m the only married mom on my boy’s soccer team, my 2 boys play for Coach D. Calling him Coach D sparks the corny jokes through the single mom club, I’d take some Coach D, or is Coach a vitamin cus I could use some D! Do you think Coach has a capital D.??♂
I’m married so I’m not allowed to joke around, I’d say Coach what comes after D? Idk Coach let me C ?!
Aren’t you married? The moms would ask. I mean it was just a joke!
Any way I don’t volunteer anymore, every time I bring snacks the single women attack verbally attack me. I brought everyone pizza, must be nice to have husband who can afford it! I made healthy smoothies, Coach said great healthy those taste great Mrs. Anderson. Karen the lead of the single mom club whispers trying to suck that D slut, the other mothers laughed that was the last time!