Giving Pizza Girl My Hot Italian Sausage [MF]

I’ve been going to the same pizza place about 5 minutes from my apartment for the last 5 years. I pick up pizza on Tuesdays after going to the gym, so I’m always wearing sweats when I go there. There’s a couple cute cashiers who work there, I don’t know how girls that hot are slinging pizza, but that’s what happens in a hick town in the midwest. Pizza girl has straight, jet black hair, a small button nose, and big green eyes that make her look younger than I think she is. She’s got a nose piercing, a tongue piercing, and a lot of tattoos. She looked more emo than goth, but she was always bubbly when she was talking to me.

The other girl, I don’t know, let’s call her Pasta Bitch, I didn’t speak to as much, but she always smiled when she saw me. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, real mean girl cheerleader vibe. I had heard from a friend that she was easy, but I was more interested in Pizza Girl. She was always working the register when I came in, I’d call her “pizza girl” to her face, so she started calling me “hot italian sausage guy” because that’s what I get on my pizza.