This has been a story I’ve told my friends and even at a comedy open Mic recently and considering that it was very well received, I wanna tell you guys the more sexual part of the story. About a year ago, I went to collage. Location: private. Let’s just say I’m from Florida. Now at the collage I almost immediately started flirting with a few girls and got to eat quite a few out. (For the record, I love eating pussy. I enjoy it more than actual sex, so I didn’t have alot of sex but I never really cared, I just wanted to eat pussy.) After a while I had gotten a small reputation around the clique that I ended up sticking with. General stoner/emos. I’ve always had a thing for emos and tomboys or anything “alt”
Some time had passed and I found myself dead set on one girl. Let’s call her Jade. Jade was a goth vegetarian, but not like a teen goth or anything, just general dark clothing, corsettes(another thing I like ;P) and introverted attitude. She was a gorgeous woman. Two years older than me, 5’8 to my 6’1, smooth skin and nice large thighs with nice C cup breasts. She had Raven black flowing hair that was shaved on the side. And all black make up. Absolutely show stopping for me at least.