Author: BeachBummer40

A girl blew me [M] in college after burning my sweater with her cig

I’ve been dying to tell this one for a while. And it goes to show how slutty college girls are.

It happened at a party one Saturday night. There was a group of us hanging out on the front porch of my friend’s house, drinking and having a good old time.

I was wearing a sweater that had longer sleeves, so they were past my wrist, basically to the start of my thumbs. I was standing there with a beer in one hand and the other hand hanging at my side when I felt something hot on my skin. I looked down and this girl’s cigarette, which she was holding at her side, was burning through my shirt. I was pissed.

I put my thumb into my sweater where the burn mark was and tried to scrape away the soot. She and one of her friends tried to join me. Then, all of a sudden, she took my hand and said, “Let me see if I can get it out this way.” And put my thumb into her mouth and sucked it like it was a nice, firm cock. Her friend then said, let me try, and did the same thing. Read more »

In college, I [M] fucked a girl I met on an airport shuttle and now she’s a MILF

This is one of my all-time favorites because we still stay in touch and she’s married with a couple kids.

We met on a shuttle from the airport back to campus one Thanksgiving during college. It was a packed bus and we ended up randomly sitting next to each other. She was hot. And not just college hot but like sexy. Red hair – which has always done it for me – great body, great rack. Of course, college me was a walking boner who’d bang almost anything.

We started talking and it turned out we were from the same state. We exchanged numbers after the ride and went on our ways. I remembered texting her the next week and inviting her over to my fraternity house to hang out one night on like a Tuesday.

I borrowed a friend’s car and picked her up. I remember it was late so basically two things were happening: we were going to drink and she was gonna sleep over.

That’s exactly what happened. Read more »

I [M] fingered my date under a bar as a waitress watched

I had matched with this beautiful older woman on a dating app a couple years before I was married, and we quickly hit it off. The more we talked the more we just enjoyed each other’s conversation. We didn’t really talk dirty at first but I flirted enough to know there were some embers of an inner freak there.

One of my favorite parts was that she was a lawyer – which was sexy as fuck to me because I love when women with high-level, high-pressure, corporate jobs are closet freaks.

We had agreed to meet for drinks one day after work at a nicer restaurant. In the days leading up our date, she had told me she had fake breasts. A lawyer with fake breasts? Are you kidding me? I was in heaven.

The night before our date I had one request: Wear a pencil skirt. She wouldn’t commit to it but I was hopeful. Read more »

I [M] fucked a cop with the most perfect boobs in her bikini

Years ago, I met a woman on a dating website and we clicked almost immediately. And when she started sending pictures – clean ones at this point – I couldn’t believe me eyes. She had an incredible figure. Like hourglass perfect.

Then came the NSFW pictures. Her boobs were absolutely perfect. Probably still the best I’ve ever seen. Full, round, big, perky. I’m getting hard again just writing this.

We got dirty pretty quickly and we talked about meeting at a wedding she was going to so we could fuck in the pasture next to it but it didn’t work out.

Finally, around Memorial Day Weekend that year, we made plans. I was coming back from a weekend out of town and she was at a pool all day. She showed up at my door in a black string bikini and a coverup with a hat on. She wasn’t made up and smelled like sunscreen and rum but, fuck, she was sexy.

It took us about four seconds to start making out and we ended up knocking
Into every wall en route to my bed. I got her on all fours and pulled her luscious tits out and began playing with them from behind her back. Read more »

I [M] fucked a hard-to-get mom after a night swim in her thong

In my single days, I used to scour the dating apps, swiping on every good looking woman I came across. For me, it was about quantity.

There was this one woman, a single mom to one, who I connected with through the app but we just could never get our schedules aligned. We texted and sexted and sent pics, all of it. But we never met. We knew from the beginning of our conversations that we’d never date but she was a hot, blonde mom with a mom body – thick, big hips, great mom ass – and I wanted to fuck her. Like really badly. So, I was persistent.

Then one day, out of the blue, long after I’d given up hope of being in her, she asked if I wanted to get a drink. I agreed, and we met at the bar in a local hotel. We had a couple drinks and just talked and hung out. Read more »

A MILF surprised me [M] in the shower and then rode me on her bed

This story happened right after I moved to one of the many cities I’ve lived in. Soon after I got to town, I joined a dating site to see who the area had to offer. I’ve had a thing for older women for a while so I set my age range pretty high and ended up matching with a woman in her 40s. At the time I was in my late 20s.

She had the ideal mom bod. Big, luscious breasts. Wide hips. Thick ass. Her pictures made my dick jump. If you look back in my other stories, I love, love, love mom bods.

After sending messages back and forth, we decided to go for a swim in her community’s pool. I thought it’d be a perfect chance to see what she was working with, especially after she agreed to wear a bikini. It was public so she felt safe. I was game.

I showed up and she was sexier than her pictures. Thick in all the right places, blue eyes and blonde hair. Total MILF. Definitely the type of woman I would’ve flirted with. I told her I couldn’t stay too long because I had to meet up with some friends for dinner. In reality, I had another date with a nice looking blonde that was more around my age. Read more »