[MF] No regrets

I’ve been reading a few of these stories and I thought of a few experiences of my own. Hope y’all enjoy ??

This was a few years ago. The classic my parents are gone for the weekend kickback. ? I had a good amount of friends there just chillin in the living room and kitchen. My gf had brought her friends over, they were smoking and taking shots. Idk if it’s a girl thing but my gf kept taking them to the bathroom and I heard her say “J has a huge dick, it’s at least 8 or 9 inches” in my head I’m like yeeeeah but it’s rly not that size. ?

So her friends come out of the bathroom. I’m in the kitchen smoking a joint with the homie and they sit next to us tryna smoke. Her friend asked “if we had a bong. I replied, yeah I got a huge bong. She said, oh how big is it ? and I said 18 inches and its thick.” I’m ? that got her wet. ? I went upstairs and brought it down and she was like damn that is a huge bong.

[MF] Forbidden sex with an older woman

I remember this time so clearly. I was 19 at the time working the night shift at target. As usual when I got off of work I went straight to my gfs house where she lived with her aunt. Her aunt was 38 half white/black about 5’2 average looking but always wore sundresses that complimented her figure.(mostly her giant titties) I never really looked at her any type of way, we always had dope conversations like she was my close friend.

That night we got a bottle of Jameson and halfway through it mr and my girl got into a heated argument about talking to other people. She was so heated that she locked me out and told me to leave but this was normal so I sat and waited it out in the living room with her aunt. We watched bobs burgers and smoked a few joints just talking . Two hours passed and I was pretty sure my gf was asleep but her aunt insisted I stay since I was drunk. It wasn’t anything unusual so I just said fucj it and chilled on the couch with her.