Author: Ball_hog3369

[MF] Remembering The Final Hookup

Halloween weekend always brings up a fun spank bank memory for me. 9 years ago on Halloween weekend was the last time I hooked up or fucked someone other than my now wife. I didn’t know this would be the last time, but I did go all out.

My friends and I went out for an all day Halloween bar crawl. As the day turned into night, people in my group started dropping like flies. Me and of my buddies were determined to stick it out until the bars closed. I started to lose him though when he started to talk to some girl. That’s when I noticed this girl’s sexy friend dressed as slutty Minnie Mouse. She was roughly 5 foot tall, thick with a big ass which was looking amazing in her leather pants, and a polka dot tube top that showed off her soft but flat stomach and massive tits. Her dark hair and tan skin made her red lipstick and green eyes pop. I decided to take a shot and go talk to her and play wingman. Turns out she had just moved down south from New York and was full blown Italian. She had only been in our city for a week so everything was new to her. We start talking some more and she tells me her name is Gina. Read more »

[MF] Husband and Wife Enjoy Sweaty, Messy Quarantine 69

My wife and I have been on a 69 kick at the beginning of quarantine. Since the gyms were closed we were working out at home. I have a major fetish for her when she’s sweaty thanks to the undeniable pheromones that come off of her.

She was wearing a grey pair of yoga pants and a revealing sports bra that really propped up her bolted on 34DDs. Her sexy sweaty glistening body plus her hair in messy workout bun was making me so hard. Her sweaty ass I’m the grey leggings made my mouth water. I could wait to eat her pussy and asshole. We started making out and she pulled off my short and started rubbing my cock through my workout tights. That felt amazing! I grabbed her wand and put it on her pussy while we were making out. This got her nice and wet. She popped bra off and was ready for action.

I told her I wanted to take off pants, so she assumed the 69 position and I slowly peeled off her yoga pants and thong which she had started to make a sticky beautiful mess in. I kiss her ass cheeks gently a few times and then lowered her creamy and sweaty pussy on my face. Read more »

[MF] Finally Escaping the Friendzone Part 2

Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/jj83uy/mf_finally_escaping_the_friendzone_part_1/

So I get the text from Claire offering to come out with her and some friends. I tell her that I’ll make it. She sends me back a smiley face and tells me to meet at our friend Kelsey’s apartment. Now Kelsey is another girl we went to college with, but she had just moved to our city a few months after all of the rest of us did. Kels was probably my biggest crush all through college. She was always tan, she had an amazingly curvy frame that made my mouth water (like 5’6 150s I’d guess), she was bleach blonde, and had big natural tits. She was a lot of fun but man was she ditzy (and it wasn’t an act… she didn’t know how to put gas in car until freshman year). She was also bi. She had secret gf through most of college but when they broke up she batted both sides. Read more »

[MF] Finally Escaping The Friendzone (Part 1)

Before I met my now wife a bunch of my college friends and I all happened to move to the same nearby big city to work after graduation. One of which was a girl, Claire, that I had known and been great friends with since the dorms freshman year. I always had a thing for her but nothing came of it so we were just friends. And good friends at that. We would hang out, watch movies, shoot the shit, etc. I always found her petite southern sorority girl self to be so damn attractive. But I had to learn to and I successfully got rid of those feelings towards her. She never saw me as more than a friend. As I mentioned in my losing my virginity story, Senior year I finally whipped my ass into shape and got some confidence and sealed the deal with a sexy MILF. Claire found this out and was “extremely disappointed in me.” I thought this was weird for a multitude of reasons. Read more »

[MF]A helluva night: graduating college and losing my virginity to a sexy MILF

About a decade ago I graduated college as a virgin. I had hooked up with several girls but never closed the deal because I lacked confidence. My 2nd semester of senior year I took 12 hours and hit the gym non stop. By May I was in the best shape of my life. I felt a lot more confident and I wanted to finally fuck.

My buddies and I all go out after graduation to our favorite bar for one final hoorah. We get tore up and had a blast. Randomly a woman comes up to me and starts chatting with me. I can tell she’s a bit older than me, I was thinking late 20s. She tells me she’s in town for her sister’s graduation. She’s a really sexy blonde that was about 5’5 and 150 if I had to guess. She had some curves on her and she was showing them off. She was wearing some tight low cut jeans and I still remember her green sparkly tank top that showed off her tits. Her bleach blonde hair and tan skin sealed the deal for me. She was my type. We danced for a little, made out and then headed our separate ways. My boys gave me shit for not getting her number or anything. I failed again… Read more »