Author: badattetris

[mff] I had her panties in my hand before we even left the bar

A while ago, a partner and I used to have a bevy of posts on r/gonewildstories about our exploits and r/baltimoreanddcr4r looking for more of them. Sonya messaged me and my partner on reddit after seeing a few of those success stories. Some of the messages we would get were a little underwhelming and essentially amount to “hey let’s fuck” but hers really stood out to us. She talked about her marriage and how (with her husband’s blessing) she’s been able to explore her sexuality outside of it, she listed her kinks, and not only described the fantasy she had in mind with us, but described her (amazing) looks: “Latina, petite, 5’2″, 117 lbs, slim and fit but curvy, brown curly hair, big brown eyes”

Diana and I were on board immediately. We moved over to kik after a few reddit messages, traded pictures, and really started flirting and describing some of the things we’d like to do to one another. She told us that she was very submissive and that what she enjoyed most was being manhandled in bed and not having to think too much. She said she wanted to be spanked, choked, and have her hair pulled, and said that she had never had a strapon used on her, which was a fantasy that we were more than happy to fulfill. Read more »

[mff] Our friend brought her strapless dildo and bluetooth vibrator over for some fun…

After our first meeting with Ellie (https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ae8s9b/my_first_time_dping_a_girl_mff/) it took a while for our schedules to align once again, but once they did, we had a wonderful second date. To remind you all, Diana is around 5’4 and stacked (like, bad at tetris stacked) with dark brown hair, big hazel eyes, and pierced nipples. I’m 5’10, with a beard, short dark brown hair, a bunch of tattoos, and a body built by rock climbing and yoga. Ellie is 5’11 (dem legs tho) with freshly dyed orange/red hair, and piercing blue eyes.

Diana got a pair of stockings for me and wore them out under a black dress, so I was already primed for a good night. After getting to the bar, we saw that although Ellie had come from work, she was not quite in work-appropriate clothing. She had on a lacy top that hardly covered the lingerie she was wearing underneath, although she did have a scarf/shawl thing to keep from being totally indecent. After a couple rounds and appetizers, we went back to Diana’s and opened a few more beers in her room. Read more »

The first time I gave a massage [mff]

My then partner and I woke up hungover on a Saturday morning. We had started drinking at like 130am after getting back from Blade Runner 2049 (I loved it; she hated it) and paid the price for our hubris. We’re not in college anymore.

So we woke up at like 1030. She had some volunteering to do– and did it drunk because she’s a champ– and I had some greasy food to eat so I could feel better. One Al Pastor burrito later, I’m back at her apartment, and she gets home. We go back to sleep for a few hours. Upon waking up for the second time, she complains that I’m not touching her enough. Which, to be fair, I probably never am. “Ok, how about I give you a massage?” She agrees and I ask, “With oil?” and she agrees to that, too. She didn’t have any coconut oil in the room, and I wasn’t walking an Entire Flight of Stairs to get it, so I made do with the body oil she had right there. Read more »

My first time DP’ing a girl [mff]

We and Ellie had found each other on Fetlife and started talking back in June, but thanks to busy schedules and a screwy DC metro system, it took over two months for us to finally have our date. It was well worth the wait…

But first, I’ll describe Diana and me: I was 29 years old, 5’10 with an athletic build, lots of body hair and tattoos, and short dark brown hair and a thick dark brown beard. Diana was 24, around 5’4 and curvy, blessed with G cups (pierced nipples) and an amazing ass, long brown hair at the time and hazel eyes that change colors a bit to blue and green. Killer smile, too. Read more »

My girlfriend picked up another girl at the bar, so we brought her home [mff]

My partner and I would usually find girls to play with on reddit or fetlife, but this was quite different…

The early part of the day was spent at a tattoo parlor. I was getting a few pieces done and I was lucky enough to have Diana with me. Even though she was gone for an hour to get her nails done– a light blue– I still owed her. She picked the movie (Cabin in the Woods) and then insisted we go out to a nearby bar to dance. I’m not someone who dances often, but I relented. She watched me get stabbed by a needle for a few hours, so it was only fair that we spend the rest of the evening doing what she wanted. So we got dressed, me in a pair of jeans and a tank top and her in a little black dress. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think she was trying to get laid tonight. We made the walk a few blocks to the bar in question, one that is a normal dive-y place downstairs but has a dj on weekend nights upstairs. We got a drink (gin/tonic for me, vodka/club for her) while we waited on the line to get upstairs and finally made it. Read more »

The night my partner (24f) and I (29m) had a schoolgirl all to ourselves[mff]

Don’t worry, she was an adult, of course.

Callie introduced herself as someone who wasn’t very sexually experienced, but within only a couple days of texting, she was sending videos of her masturbating and calling me “Daddy”.

She was a 22 year old Korean American who fits the schoolgirl role perfectly. She actually was a schoolgirl in a Catholic high school, then in an all-girls college, so I suppose that’s why she was able to assume the role so well. She described herself as being 5’6″, having mid-length black hair (that had some dyed highlights), an average bust, and long legs. She left out the gorgeous face, but we didn’t mind. We began talking over reddit when she responded to one of our posts on /r/BaltimoreandDCr4r and read some of our gonewildstories. We soon moved the conversation over to kik, where things took a turn for the naughty rather quickly. We sexted extensively over the next few days, including specific edging and orgasm denial instructions, so that by the time we met up, she was aching to get off. Read more »

[M]y [f]riend asked me for a favor

Tina and I had known each other for almost a year. We met via reddit, when my primary partner and I were looking for threesomes (on a different account). The first night the three of us got together, we had some incredible sex, but Tina decided she wasn’t really into girls as much as she thought she was. However, Tina and I kept talking. Because of our schedules, it never really went anywhere, but we stayed in touch. We went rock climbing once and I could tell we still had a ton of chemistry, so when my friday night plans fell through one day, I texted her on a whim and we made plans for later that night for dinner and drinks and for her to show off her new apartment.

Lemme pause here to give you some visuals: I’m 5’11, 155, lean/athletic from rock climbing and yoga. Hairy & tattooed body, brown hair and beard, hazel eyes. Tina is of Middle Eastern descent with cappuccino skin, curly black hair, and big bright brown eyes. Maybe 5’8, and slim. B cups with a wonderfully cute butt. Read more »