[MF] Let’s all laugh about the time I got a boner during a school physical from an old ass nurse

DISCLAIMER: this story did not end in any sexual activities. It is just a funny/embarrassing story that happened to me years ago. I’m sure some of you will be able to fantasize it and take it wherever you want (I do), but most will probably not get off from reading it. Skip to the line to avoid background info.

You know how you can just suppress embarrassing shit that happens to you to the point where you forget it even happened? Well, this is one of those times. I recently remembered this while high as beans and figured I’d share it with you strangers.

This happened about 7 years ago while I was in high school (freshman or sophomore), so some of the details are hazy. I’ll try to retell it with as much accuracy as possible.