English is not my first language it takes me a while to translate a full story so bear with me, you can slip to the asterix for the naughty bit
I spent my holidays with an aunt of mine and her husband, she is about 10 years older than me and is loud, she likes to enjoy a party and drink. We stayed at friends of hers, who have a large property and a stables for horses. The owner of the property (Luis) is kind of friends with my family, he is a funny guy, always making the party and having everyone laugh. Very funny person that I had known for many years. He had always worked with horses and his hands were a noticeable feature, they were huge (which is part of the story). when he held a beer bottle it looked like a toy, and he would challenge people to arm wrestles and they would joke his hand was all he needed to wrestle – he did not need to use his arm ;)