[MF] My roommate snuck in after a shitty Tinder hookup

pologies for the length and format. I’m typing this on my phone, still hungover and in bed.

So I’ve had a thing with my roommate/neighbor. We’ve made out a bunch and fucked a few times, but we both kinda decided it wasn’t a good idea to date people under the same roof – especially with other people sharing that space as well. She’s this petite Filipino girl with little boobs and an ass so firm you’d think it’s carved from marble. She also has fantastic style that rarely includes a bra or underwear.
For reference, I’m a 6’1″ Italian dude with the beginnings of a dad bod.

Well last night I went out with some other roommates drinking, and we came back to the girl with another guy, just kinda chilling in the living room. She was kinda hanging on him with her leg propped over his. It was pretty obvious that herself and the date she brought home were a little wasted (as was the rest of the group I came back with lol). We chatted with them for a bit before breaking to our rooms respective to crash.

Quarantine Sex with the neighbor felt straight out of a porno [MF] [Long – Rambly]

To start this off, yes, it was during quarantine. That being said, neither of us had left the house in weeks. Some of you will probably roast me for that, but whatever.

I’m also a bit of a rambler, so jump to ~~~ for NSFW

So I [M23] had moved back home with my parents and have been working from home for almost 2 months. I couldn’t stand living at home after being on my own, and barely had any privacy. I got so built up from starting to jack off and having to stop because I heard someone come down the stairs that I started masturbating on my lunch break.

Fast forward to last Tuesday: it was my last week living at home before I (finally) moved into my apartment in Boston, and I had given myself half days so I can pack up. I was sitting outside with my laptop when my neighbor’s dog jumps onto my porch (they have no fence and he likes to play with my puppy). I give the normal baby-talk and rub-down while letting my dog out to play when I hear a female voice yell out. The neighbor’s daughter [F20] – let’s go with Emily – followed her dog over thinking he was chasing something. I call out and wave back and she walks up to the porch to greet me.

[M]y ex’s best friend had a glow-up. I cant stop thinking about fucking her.

My girlfriend of 3 years and I split up over the summer. Pretty mutual breakup, as neither of us could handle distance. She had this close friend that I always thought was very cute, had some definite turn-ons, but never really fell into that cusp of “hot”.
She’s tall, dark haired, covered in freckles, and has a rockin bod, but wore loose clothes, rarely any makeup, and had these red-rimmed glasses that just constantly reminded me of a 70 year old elementary school teacher.