I matched with this guy on tinder. He had three no-face, shirtless pictures and had a nice body. Not overly fit and scary rock hard looking (not my thing) and “In an Open Relationship” in his bio. Perfect. Since I was newly single, I thought “why the fuck not?” So we start to chat and we hit it off. He asks if I have Kik or we can text and since I’m paranoid and don’t want to give my number out right away we got to talking on Kik. So, he sends me a face picture and YES. Very cute, glasses, good hair, piercing blue eyes (which also aren’t usually my thing, but everything about him was perfect.) He tells me he’s in law enforcement, hence the headless, shirtless picture and tells me his current open relationship wasn’t quite working due to mismatched schedules and he was looking to get into another one. Feeling comfortable enough at this point, I ask if we can move to text. We texted the entire weekend. Exchanged sexy pictures. I mean I was impressed from the pictures alone but nothing could have prepared me for the real thing.