This happened a few years ago so forgive me for embellishing a little to fill in the drunk gaps. I had just gotten out of a long term relationship and my friend Jess took me to the club to drink my troubles away and do the classic “get over someone by getting under another”, so of course I wore a tight crop top and a skin tight mini skirt. I have relatively small tits, but I make up for it with my curvy ass.
The music was loud as hell and it was crammed with people grinding on each other and sticky with liquor and sweat. I scanned the club, dying to find someone to dance up on and caught the eye of an incredibly sexy man. He was wearing a button up and I could see his biceps rippling through the sleeves. He had the perfect amount of five o clock shadow. And he was staring straight at me and making a beeline for me. I turned to gush to Jess but she was slinking off with some dude that had just enticed her away with a drink. I downed the rest of my whiskey.