Sorry for the length of the story, but here it goes. Also, all names have been changed to protect others identities.
A few points about me…
I was nineteen years old and things were going pretty well. I had a job, and at that time it paid way better than minimum wage. I was in college, mostly trying to figure out what I wanted to do. At that time I was fairly muscular, 5'10", and about 175 lbs. I'm not big in the dick department, statistically average. In high school I didn't have a lot of luck with girls, but as I got to college things started to change. Women weren't throwing themselves at me, but I wasn't having much trouble.
Background of the story….
Anyway to the event for this story. I was single, partying my balls off, and generally was on the hunt constantly. This particular night, like many others, I went to a bar that was fairly relaxed about underage consumption laws. I mean this bar was ridiculously easy to get into and get drinks at. I got fairly drunk, and being the stupid, young dumbass that I was got in my car to go home. (Note to those reading, I don't condone my actions, but rather now find them reprehensible.) Anyway, I was halfway home when I realized a few things: a) a cop had just appeared in my rearview, b) I was way too drunk to be driving, and c) I really needed to urinate. Read more »