I was fresh out of undergrad. Super bored at my new gig doing policy research on employment in a one of the big cities. I think back on it now, I don’t know how I got away with so much.
For example.
I was at the end of a hallway in a large cube with three intern desks that were only occupied about half the time. The cube had only 1 entrance point. I figured out that you could always hear someone walking towards the cube with enough time to prepare for someone approaching my desk. I learned that if I slouched a bit in my big rolly chair you couldn’t tell if I was on my phone and just moving my mouse around every so often.
Once when I was slouched over, wearing a very short flowy red dress (that I should probably not have ever worn in an office🤷‍♀️), I smelled my own cunt. And to be frank I smelled damn good.