The ti[M]e I fucked someone I cat[F]ished.

Throwaway for obvious reasons. This took place last year, starting roughly a month prior to Craigslist shutting down Personals ads.

I was bored, in a relationship that didn’t quite meet my sexual needs, and so one day I went on Craigslist and was getting ready to post an ad. Usually, I used various sexual niches in the titles to make my ads stand out, but this time I decided to be an asshole instead. I went on Reddit, collected a few pics of a monster sized cock off some random subreddit, and posted an ad. I don’t remember exactly what I posted, but it was basically looking for a size queen, someone who wanted to be stretched out. Sure enough, I got a lot of replies. Obviously, many guys who say things like “I know you’re looking for a woman, but if you want a guy, just know I’m available.” The obvious fakes and bots, wanting me to sign up to various sites to see their pictures. But, I also got a lot of real replies. Women who were willing to post a verification pic. I would ask for a picture of their body along with a piece of paper with something random written on it along with the date.