That one time I [M] got an erotic massage from a hot European [F] woman

This happened to me years ago, pre-pandemic, when I was in Germany on a trip. Sorry it’s so long, I think back on this sometimes and wanted to write it out in full. I had read that prostitution was legal in Germany and contemplated trying it out. I felt a little nervous and opted to try an erotic massage instead. I’ve always had a naughty masseuse fantasy, so I figured this would be a good chance. Long story short, this was a mind blowing experience, set the bar really high!

I researched and found a good place (legal erotic spa) walking distance to where I was staying. I had also saved up a couple days of cum. Here’s what I remember, I hope you don’t mind details.

I [m] felt up another hot woman [f] and fingered her pussy in an abandoned shack

Yesterday, I met up with another redditor in a park with a wooded area. She responded a couple days ago to an old post I made about wanting to feel a woman’s boobs and curves, and we chatted a bit and set a time to meet. At first, I wasn’t sure how it would turn out. We didn’t video call or anything, so I was meeting a total random person in the early evening, when it’s dark and chilly/windy out. She told me to climb up this hill and meet her there. I was walking around a little confused at first, didn’t know where she was talking about. My spider sense kicked in and I said “no way, I’m not meeting someone in darkness, I’m sorry, another time” and drove away…..

But then… she offered to meet me in the parking lot first, so I doubled back and parked again. As we approached I grew relieved. The lighting was a little dim, but lo and behold, I was delighted and amazed to see this lovely, tall, trim brunette meeting me with a cute little mask (cheetah print?). She had chill, calm demeanor. We walked together and climbed up this rocky path to an area she had scoped out. Part way up this small “mountain,” there was an abandoned little shack with no windows. We made small talk on the way, and was relieved to find she seemed like a normal, sane woman just living out a fun little fantasy.

I [m] fingered a married woman [f] in the woods recently

At age 36, it’s exciting to say this was my first actual random encounter ever! And the first person I ever met on reddit! Random in the sense that I made a post on a Friday, we chatted a little over the weekend, and then met up shortly after, just a one time thing. This happened maybe a month ago. We’re both married, we didn’t exchange names. (I’m sorry, but yes, this is a bit of cheating).

I made a post saying I wanted to feel another woman’s boobs, just a fairly harmless bit of fun, and she replied shortly after. We met in a park near a wooded area. We wore masks. After walking on the pathway for a short bit, we wandered off into the woods behind a hill, hidden from view. She was gorgeous to me – mom bod, asian, roughly my age, petite build, small perky boobs, a gorgeous butt from lots of yoga… and as I found out later, incredibly wet!

She ended up taking off her dress, I felt up her body while she writhed around in front of me. As she moaned and grinded up against me, she let my hands explore and I ended up fingering her for a little bit. Completely soaking wet. It was SO thrilling to me!

The best blowjob I [M] got from my ex-gf [F] in college

My ex-girlfriend in college used to give me the most amazing blowjobs, but there’s one time that stands out in particular. At the time, I think I was roughly 22, she was 21. She was brunette, shoulder length hair, average height, thin/average pear-shape body, gorgeous eyes.

In general, she had a knack for giving head, teasing a guy, edging him and backing off. I frequently found myself curling my toes, which was new for me. And she always swallowed me, which I loved. I was so spoiled!

One time we were hanging out at her house, her parents weren’t around and we had the place to ourselves. I think it was summer? We were in the living room area with a fold-out couch, I was laying on the bed. I probably hadn’t gotten off in a day or so, we were making out, one thing led to another, and she decided to go down on me.

She must have edged me for a while, and when I finally orgasmed in her mouth, I felt what I can only describe as “waves of pleasure” rippling through my body. They seemed to be emanating from my center going outward. I think I was a bit dizzy/lightheaded, but was intrigued and perplexed at this sensation. I had never experienced anything like that before, and I haven’t since then.

I [M] played with a woman [F] in the backseat while her husband [M] sat in front

This was a random, anonymous thing that happened over a year ago. I connected with a guy on one of the apps. He mentioned that his wife liked doing little strip teases, they were in their 40s, I was mid-30s. He offered to meet up, let me play with her boobs for a bit, and I could get off. And that’s what happened! For her protection, he would accompany and just sit up front while we play in back.

I drove over to a parking lot where we agreed to meet, early morning on a weekend, not very busy. I was super nervous. They saw me come in and pulled up next to me. I got in their car (again, super nervous!), but they were nice. We drove a short distance to another place in the parking lot that was inconspicuous. Admittedly she looked like an average early 40s woman with a mom bod. Very chill, laid-back. The windows in the rear seat were tinted so no one could see what we’re up to. Off came her shirt, no bra. She had very nice C cup boobs with small areola (which I find really sexy!)

I [M] heard my roommate [M] having a [MFF] threesome… almost had one too

This was years ago when I was in college. My roommate was subletting his apartment and a friend of his took the room for a couple months. One day, a couple of his friends from Israel showed up – two women.

Both were attractive, one was curvy and tall with amazing boobs, dark hair, infectious smile, the other was skinny and had short lighter hair I think. My memory is not that great with some details unfortunately, so I remember the curvy/busty woman more. She was a singer. I chatted with her a little bit, and I made small talk with both. Anyway, they would hang out in his room, but I didn’t think too much of it.

One night, I’m sound asleep, when I suddenly wake up to what sounds like shouting. After a few seconds I realize what’s going: it’s *moaning.* I hear him approaching what sounds like a great orgasm, and I also hear two different women moaning…. oh sh*t, he’s having threesome! It’s amazing hearing two women moan in person, it’s something I’ve only previously heard in porn. I have to admit, I’m jealous (because I was VERY single at that time), but I also can’t help getting turned on by it all. I was already kind of hard anyway, so I got off to it as they were finishing up. One by one, I heard them all quietly taking turns using the bathroom to clean themselves up haha.