30 M dad here. I’m 5’11”, with brown hair, brown eyes, and a beard. Slim in most places and thick in the places that matter.
Anyways some background on me: I was raised in a very religious Mormon family. I was taught not to drink and we had lengthy discussions on what was and was not appropriate, though the topic of sex was almost never covered other than “don’t ever do it until you’re married” When I got caught with porn I was given a strong talking to and was sent to a therapist to get rid of my “sex addiction”. All of this thoroughly fucked me up and has turned me into a very sexual person though most people would never guess. Over the years I’ve kinda snapped and done some crazy shit cause I just couldn’t take it anymore. Your job is to guess what’s real and which one is fake. Here are the options.