Author: ARH71611

A blowjob gone hilariously wrong [MF]

To warn everyone up front, this is probably longer than it should be… also there are plenty of pics on our profile if you want to try to get a visual. This is a 100% true and funny story, hope you like it!

My wife (then fiancé) and her friends used to get together every winter for a thing they called Snow Bunny Bash. They’d go to a nice dinner and then out to the bars to drink, dance, etc. Most of them were married or in serious relationships so it wasn’t to whore around, just to cut loose like they were still in college. A few of them were still single and definitely on the prowl so I knew there would be flirting and wing-woman situations. That’s never bothered me in the least, but I hoped it would get her wound up and ready for some steamy sex when I got home… Read more »

Some of hottest sex we’ve ever had… after a date night at a strip club. [MF] [Long]

This is a follow up to the strip club story I wrote about a month ago. No we haven’t been back… yet. That’s definitely on tap for the future though! I got a few messages that I skipped over too much of the post strip club sex, and they were right. That was one of the hottest nights of sex my wife and I have shared together and I didn’t do it justice at all.

Quick aside, I try to be as detailed and descriptive as possible, so my stories tend to be long. You’ve been warned. So this is the rest of the story of that night…

As a lead in, we ended up our staycation date night at a strip club where my wife ended up having her first experience with a woman. I’d link it but I don’t know how to… I know, I’m dumb. Go back and find it, it’s a great read and will give you an awesome perspective on this part of the story. Read more »

The hilarious sequence of events that led to the woman I would eventually marry walking in on me having sex with someone else [MF]

Fair warning, this is not a short story, but it’s pretty sexy, pretty funny, and 100% the truth (minus a few name changes). Hopefully you enjoy it!

This all started back when I was in college… I dated a chick named Sara for a summer when I was 22, she was 19. She had gone to HS in the town that I went to college and was home for
The summer. she went to school about 3 hours from me so it was just a summer thing, we had no interest in a long distance relationship. She was a soccer player, 5’5”, about 125 lbs, small boobs (which I didn’t mind at all, I’m an ass man), but everything else about her was perfect. Ass, legs, stomach, smile, eyes, bubbly personality with just enough sass to keep me in line. She really was the total package and I was proud to have her on my arm all summer. Long story short, we broke up at the end of the summer with no hard feelings, no intentions of getting back together and ended up hooking up a few times when she was back home from school. Remember Sara, she’s important later… Read more »

Our Strip Club date night and the craziness entailed… [MF]

This is our first post to this sub so hopefully it lives up to yalls lofty expectations… It all started with an innocent date night and ended up being one of the most sexually charged nights of our entire relationship. Fair warning, it’s not a short story! But I think if you stick around to the end, you’ll enjoy it.

A little background to give the story some context… my wife and I have been married for eight years, together for about 10. I’m 35, 6’, 185 lbs with an athletic build (former baseball player) And she’s 32, 5’5” 130 lbs and also an athletic build (former soccer player) small but perky tits, perfect nipples, and the legs and ass of a soccer player. Our sex life is nothing extravagant, but more than vanilla and very passionate. For example, we have a decent collection of toys, enjoy watching porn together, but have never involved another person in our bedroom, aren’t into bdsm, etc. Of the two of us, I’m definitely the more adventurous but she’s very much willing to at least consider most of my ideas in the bedroom (which, among other reasons, makes her an incredible spouse). That was longer than I meant it to be, on to the story… Read more »