TL;DR: My girlfriend made me dinner, and had me walk in on her playing with herself dressed in a silk robe, stockings and red lingerie. So of course we put on a show for the neighbours.
So, usually I am the one to cook because I make it home before my girlfriend and quite enjoy cooking, and she doesn’t. So last week, when I texted her I would be home later because I was going for drinks after work, I expected a “Let’s have pizza” message back.
Instead she tells me she’ll cook something, what do I feel like. Jokingly, I said “You with some chocolate on top but, I planned to make Cabonara, so all the ingredients are there”. I got no response.
Later, I was out for drinks when she responded “Cool, let me know when you’re nearly home, I have a suprise for you for dinner”. Which I do after getting off the underground, with a 5 minute walk home.