First time posting, go easy on me. I also just found this sub and idk if i’m posting what everyone here wants to see so if anyone thinks this is not supposed to be here i’m terribly sorry but i HAVE TO share this cause it’s way too funny and it’s a true story that happened to me.
Me and my club went on a three day trip to celebrate the seniors (us) that’s gonna leave the club soon. We rented a whole house all to ourselves. On the first night, my dumbass friend keeps telling me to go drink a bit of vodka every now and then. So i may or may not have accidentally drank too much to the point of no return.
After that i barely remember anything. I almost finish the bottle all by myself until literally everyone, 20 or so people, was like “you gotta fucking stop”
I went to eat some chips cause i got hungry. The guys said they remembered how i suddenly stood up and said “Im gonna go beat my meat, no one fucking stop me” and locked myself in the bathroom. this part i remember-after climaxing and shooting all my man juice on my hands i just got knocked the fuck out. I thought i did like a 5 minute snooze until my friends tell me today that it was a full fucking hour.