Why I’ll never hear the words “Squash Soup” the same way again… [FM]

I was recently on the phone with a friend, Luca. His once-thriving restaurant business has been hit hard by COVID-19. He’s doing OK given the circumstances, but he’s more concerned for the employees he had to layoff. My heart goes out to him and all of them. I originally got acquainted with him because I was part of a team that published a cookbook he was bringing to market. Not long after, he brought me into his world of delicious food blended with kink. There are lots of stories, but while we’re catching up, he says two words:

“Squash soup.”

Like a phrase that awakens a sleeper agent, that instantly recalls a wild time I want to share with you…

# CHEF’S CHOICE
I’m on my knees, arms behind my back. I am fully nude, except for a thin velvet day collar. Luca gives me a long, lecherous gaze, checking me up and down. He approaches, I close my eyes. He barks at me to keep them open, don’t make eye contact, look straight ahead. He takes his bare foot and pushes my legs so they’re parted like a wide V. Then he curls his toes and rubs them against my bare mound, tracing my slit. When he pulls back, there is wetness, which he smears on my inner thighs.

Wholesome sluttery AKA the time I pleasured a lonely widower off of Craigslist [FM]

Remember when Craigslist Casual Encounters were a thing? I sure do. I got so much mileage out of that service. It got addictive to hit refresh and see what the latest posts were, and it was a really fascinating cross-section of people from all walks of life connecting over their primal urges. Myself included.

As time went on, there was an increasing amount of spam and flakes, but still some gems out there, if you didn’t let the cynicism stop you from trying.

One day, I spotted an ad that particularly caught my eye in the m4f section. It was from a much older man who claimed he was a lonely widower, and was looking for some physical affection – and as with many of these ads, “NSA”. I saw signs that he had been reposting it for awhile, but maybe he hadn’t found a match?

I crafted a thoughtful reply, hit send, and thought I could go about my day – but he replied so quickly. There was an obscured photo saturated with blue light, featuring him in a London Fog-esque coat. Enough to intrigue me. He expressed interest but some understandable skepticism, because he had previously had promising leads that were fakes. He said he knew how to tell a real woman, and I don’t know if this was being overly boastful or if he was being earnest. Something told me it was the latter.