There are many ways one can infiltrate the forbidden zone through the means of Tinder, Ok Cupid, and if you roll that way Grindr. Yes of course I’m taking about the world of free online dating, because lets be reall If you’re paying for it you reek of desperation
People use these dating sites for multiple reasons. Some want a relationship, others just want a fling, and me being on my longest cold streak since breaking up with my ex, 8 weeks, I was just looking to smash something, yes something not someone, that’s into kinky, light bondage, and who isn’t afraid of a little ass play. My goal, as is for every one and done, is to establish that I’m only looking to paint their stomach with my man goo just as Bob Rosss paints a scenic picture on an easel.
So to make sure the girl knows this from initial contact my go to opener is always ”we should cuddle.” While 80% of girls think I’m a complete creep, a small fraction actually respond and I continue to push the cuddling aspect.