[M42/F44/F22] The Dick Pic [Threesome] [Clone] [Rimming] [Deepthroat] [Bisexual] [Swallowing] [Cunnilingus] [Blowjob] [Oral]

Simon was at it again tonight. And for the umpteenth time for the past six months now. Echoing in his garage was the typical cacophony one could expect to hear from a middle-aged man’s home – shrieking drills, thundering hammers, and the deafening clangs of tools falling to the concrete floor.

At forty-two years old with a mostly-bald head, brown eyes, and an average stature in jeans and a white t-shirt, Simon Wells was an inventor by trade, through and through. Though his line of work could rarely ever be considered profitable, there was nevertheless a sense of pride in it that he could derive from nowhere else, from having invented numerous new methods of engine production, to new chemicals he would synthesize from simple household items. This time around, he was hard at work at what would be his magnum opus.

Standing at around eight feet tall before him was a rectangularly shaped contraption comprised of glass, steel, copper, wires, and a plethora of other materials with multisyllabic names – a cloning machine he dedicated so much work into to the detriment of his relationship with his wife, Cecilia.

[MF] Happy Anniversary? [Exhibitionism] [Cowgirl] [Blowjob] [Cuckold] [Romance]

**Note:** This short story was written as per a prompt by u/MonarchoFetishist. You can find the original post [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/DirtyWritingPrompts/comments/oftcy8/wp_reverse_cucking_your_girlfriend_brings_home_a/)

“Welp. Today’s the day,” Eric mumbled to himself as he set the dining table for dinner. “I’ve got dinner in the oven, dessert in the fridge…God, I hope this makes up for last year’s anniversary.” Indeed, today was the day – it was Eric’s annual anniversary with his girlfriend, Zoe. All day, he had been both nervous and excited. And all day, he had been keeping the house clean, making sure the bathrooms were pearly white, and that the bed was properly fixed with the sheets and pillows in all the right places. Not to mention, he also went to the barber that day and had his dark-brown hair styled and cleanly combed. After that, he showered himself with an expensive honey-almond bodywash he received as a gift last Christmas, sported a black dress shirt and slacks, and applied a black-pepper-scented cologne on himself, all to show how appreciative he was of Zoe and her time with him.

Once Eric finished with the table, the oven beeped, much to his surprise when he jumped at its screech.

[FF] Jerry’s Booth – Chapter II [Fanfiction] [Lesbian] [Futa] [Oral]

It’s been a while since I’ve posted here, but here’s another short story I just finished. It’s based on a comic by InCase (which you can find [here](https://www.luscious.net/albums/booth_278965/)), and serves as something of a sequel to it. I hope you’ll all like this as much as I did. As always, constructive feedback is welcome.

Anyway, here’s the story:

One day, I’m laying around in a booth, routinely blowing guy after guy. The next day, I suck off a chick with a dick, and now I just can’t stop thinking about her. Making matters worse is the fact that this happened just a moment ago; I even still have her taste in my mouth. *Damn*, I thought. *That was fun*. *I need more clients like that.*

Anyway, there’s a downpour outside the place I do this – Jerry’s Booth, a name that’s subtle enough for a rather shoddy establishment. It’s a mundane, grey concrete building, with a neon sign above the entrance – Jerry’s Booth, it says in bright white lettering. And at the bottom of the name is an even less subtle logo – an erect dick, and an open, eager mouth.

Dinner at the Heathman – A Fifty Shades Fanfiction [FF] [Fanfic]

Here’s another piece of fiction I wrote a while back. This time, it’s a fanfiction of the second book of EL James’s Fifty Shades series, and a lesbian one at that, between Anastasia and Elena. I do hope you enjoy this one as well:

**From:** Lincoln, Elena

**Subject:** Lunch Date

**Date:** June 13 2011 10:15

**To:** Anastasia Steele

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Dear Anastasia

I would really like to have lunch with you. I think we got off on the wrong foot, and I’d like to make that right. Are you free sometime this week?

Elena Lincoln

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*Holy Crap – not Mrs. Robinson!* How the hell did she find my e-mail address? I put my head in my hands. Can this day get any worse?

A/N: End of direct excerpt from the book.

Pro Boner [Fiction] [MF] [Oral]

This is a short story I wrote a couple months back that is an adaptation of a Super Deepthroat dialogue of mine that I also wrote. I do hope you’ll all enjoy reading this one (written from a female POV):

First, there’s the knock at my door that almost makes me fall from my chair, and then there’s that same monotonous tone from my secretary.

“Mrs. Blair, your client is ready. Shall I let him into your office now?” she asks from behind my closed door. *Ugh, great. Naptime just has to be over, doesn’t it?* I think to myself in my sleep-deprived stupor. An hour ago, I was doing research for around six different cases before dozing off.

“Uh, give me a moment, Linda. I just need to clear some things up first,” I drowsily reply, almost slurring. After a couple more seconds of shut-eye, I finally force myself to get up. I’m really going to miss laying my head on my cool desk.