A Relationship red flag….
when you like different porn.
If he’s into tug jobs
and you like gang bangs,
Probably not the best match
and better to go stag.
Be open to his kink though.
If you are mortified,
then you should probably run.
Yet if you find it strangely intriguing,
and feel a tingle
down there,
chances are you could cum a ton.
Or have fun pretending that you don’t like it.
Men love that shit too.
My boyfriend gave me my first golden shower and I fucking loved it. Who knew?!
Now, can I return the favor?
No.
I get courageous and we go and sit in the bath tub,
then nothing comes out.
Not even a dribble,
From my lovely lady spout.
Still fun to try
and hilarious to talk about.
How someone’s “O” face is similar to someone’s pee face.