Getting [m]yself off in public

I really love cumming in public places. It’s not really exhibitionism — I don’t want to be watched, just to be in a place where people go about their normal lives while I touch myself. In college I used to sneak out after dark and get myself off, and I would always cum so quickly.

But sneaking a cheeky outdoor orgasm when no one else was around was never quite enough. What I always wanted to was to cum when other people were actually around, all without them knowing. I fantasized about this all the time. The only problem: I have a penis. While I’ve occasionally had hands-free orgasms (a story for another time!), I’m not like those lucky people who can just rub their thighs together around their clit and get off whenever they want. Plus, as any of you with penises know, it’s a bit hard to hide what you’re doing when having an orgasm means making a giant mess!