We met on a dating-app. I swiping left for my dear life when this tattooed, bearded Dothraki dude appeared on my screen. I have a ‘type’ that makes me slip off the couch wet and throbbing and he was doin’ the thang to me. I clicked on his profile. Something with hardcore bands and being sexually experimental – cool. I said “we would look like a sight for sore eyes” and he got the Tom Waits reference right away. We started talking and obviously the music-thing clicked. He mentioned he had a serious relationship but it was ‘open’ and the sex was way too shy, plain and vanilla for him. It was going to be wild sex-only and that was exactly what I wanted at that point.