I awoke to the sounds of dozens of grown ass men being sodomized at once and realized Gigachad was near. I put on my level 3 body armor and grabbed my .22 plinkster and Joe’s ar and rolled out. Sure enough, it was gigachad, in all his glory, sodomizing the local townsfolk. I hit Gigachad wit dat 100 round quadstack but my mans gelatinous globular flesh reflected all the bullets. I charged at Gigachad, ready to go toe to toe with this goddamn subhuman, but he started to blast me. Badly. I staggered and tried to recover from the absolute ANAL FUCKING that had just occurred, I had no other options; I must defeat Gigachad. I got a lock around Gigachads left shoulder which he used to arm throw me and proceed to full mount with some wicked ground and pound. I was battered and bloodied, but not out yet.
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Florida Man X El Crocodilo: A Recenge Story, A Tale Of Sodom, And A Promise To Defeate The Ultimate Evil
When I hit that Suplex on the alligator he flipped me on my back and started to role. I had no idea wtf I was gonna do, so I blasted him back into the pond scum from which he came. I threw my leg into that croco’s sternum and he smiled and said, ” do drugs kiddos” before biting down hard on his own tail. At this point, I was so angry, that I was lactating. With him being forged in the fires of mount clap ass itself, he could death toll me so fucking bad my scapula would tear in two. Basically I just shot the crocodile and I got arrested by fish and wildlife services cause Carole Fuckin Baskin pays those bitches off.
Florida Man X El Crocodilo: A Revenge Story Part 2
So as I was saying, it was time to annihilate El Crocodilo’s bloodline. Like the alligator forged in the fires of mount clapass itself that was currently laying before me, I proceeded to go absolute sicko mode on some fuckin croco’s. I turned to midgemong, thinking he would be lubricated axle in between a mexican mans left quadricep easy, however the beast was not easily skewered, as he realeased the primordial ooze from his pouch. After squeezing my double roided triple fist right handed semi sore beating tool tighter than a hydraulic press, I completely obliterated the beast, by dropping 457 lbs of your dead weight onto the animal. My scapula was still torn into the shape of an amsterdam strippers spine, but I had smoten the beast.
Florida man X El Crocodilo: A Revenge Story
When I hit that DDT on the alligator he flipped me on my back and started to role. I had no idea wtf I was gonna do, so I blasted him back into the pond scum from which he came. I threw my leg into that croco’s sternum and he smiled and said, ” do drugs kiddos” before biting down hard on his own tail. At this point, I was so angry, that I was lactating. With him being forged in the fires of mount clap ass itself, he could death toll me so fucking bad my scapula would tear in two. Basically I just shot the crocodile and I got arrested by fish and wildlife services cause Carole Fuckin Baskin pays those bitches off.