I was at the hotel bar with a bunch of my friends. We had golfed during the day, come back to the hotel to shower, and then met at the bar before heading out for the night.
I was younger. Around 29 at the time. Tall, 6’3, shaved head, goatee, relatively fit and had just gotten out of an engagement.
I think the latter made me resent relationships.
I approached the crowded bar with one of the guys and about to order a drink when I felt a hand on my smooth head. I turned quickly to find an attractive woman smiling. She exclaimed “omg it’s Mr. Clean!” I stood there puzzled for a second and smiled back. She then introduced me to her husband. And to make things even more bizarre some 30ish year old guy and another woman then walked up. The guy says “hey, hey are you hitting on my mom?” Before I could reply the Mr Clean lady jumped in and said “no I’m hitting on him”. The woman was attractive, 5’4”, short red hair and hazel eyes. I guessed she was late 50s maybe early 60s. She wore shorts and a short sleeve top. She just kept smiling me and eyeing me.