[MF] The little lies we tell ourselves during online dating

After a long spell of hookups and FWB and both categories being exhausted, I thought giving an actual date not focused on sex to be something entertaining. Loading up the dating apps specifically for long term relationship I messaged Christy. She was about 5’5″, a little baby weight from her only kid, and she had a very cute face and was into running and sports. She also clearly laid out how much she loved the Jesus. I messaged and after some light flirting she invited me to a house party she was having, offered me her couch to crash if I got too drunk.

I get to her house, she and I hit it off. I’m normally quiet and reserved and she decides the best way to get me going is jager bombs. Which, okay, fuck licorice but I’m not going to refuse. After an hour and a few of these I really have to piss because red bull gives me the piss not wings. I ask her where the bathroom is and she leads me to one. But the way she awkwardly stands in the doorway, I have to brush up against her.

[MF] Casual date, casual sex, casual dressup, casual hot tub sex, and Taco Bell.

Being home on leave from deployment was leaving me restless. Nothing bad happened, but 9 months of endless work and no female companionship left me lusting after almost anyone. That and I would later on realize there was a reason I left home and that was because I hated my hometown and half my family sucked and blah blah blah you aren’t here for family story time! I fired up all my dating apps and after a string of a couple random casual encounters I wanted to find an absolute dream to fuck around a hotel room. And there was when we sipped right/liked each other/whatever indicator on the app said we wanted to bone.

Big breasted cheating MIL[F] for [M]e to enjoy

Years back when Whisper wasn’t full of bots, scams, and trolls it was a useful “dating” app. One night just sorting by closest proximity she happened to post. She was married, looking to cheat and find someone to enjoy her. I wasn’t one to judge, I was horny, and honestly after being cheated on I felt life owed me a chance to balance the scale. I messaged her back and we bantered back and forth.

We started with face picks and she was a cutie with awesome blue eyes and dark brunette hair. Just the typical soccer mom you’d see on the field cheering her kids. We started getting more scandalous and that’s when she revealed her body. Her mombod was quite sexy, the few pounds carried after having a few kids, but complimented by a curvy huge ass sitting on wide hips and a huge rack. She said they were Fs, but honestly I didn’t care the size. I was revved up from the thought of plowing someone’s wife. We arranged for her to come over that night from some excuse she made. We continued showing off each other and she showed off her pierced clit and other tattoos on her body. The last image she teased me with her fully naked body, freshly showered just for me.

The fun dom tryst with the former pageant queen [MF]

We clicked on some dating site and made good conversations back and forth until we decided on a dinner date. I didn’t know if it was going to be a hook up date or not, she was throwing up a bunch of signals all over the place so I decided to shoot my shot. We have dinner and she’s a great conversationalist. Been all over the place, done a bunch of things. There’s obvious gaps in her story that tell she’s been in rough stuff, but I’m not one to judge. Post dinner I walk her to her car and we end up making out and doing some really heavy petting but she shyly tells me I’ll have to wait for a second date.

I am Moana of Motunui, you will board my pussy [MF]

So this one-off hookup started innocently enough. I always have had a thing for thick latinas and she fit the bill. Chubby, perky smaller tits and a cute face. We messaged each other back and forth for a long time and never broached the topics of sex or anything related to that. Her housemates were out for the night and she wanted to invite me over for food and to hangout. I honestly figured this was innocent and nothing would come of it.

I greet her at her door and get invited in, and its pretty uneventful. She shows me the living room, the kitchen, then her room. She’s living in some bohemian getup with a bunch of fabric on the walls and her bed on the floor. That’s cool. It takes up the entire room basically so I guess we’re both sitting on your bed (subtle hint 1). Doorbell rings, it’s the pizza guy. She brings it to the kitchen and I greet her there. There’s a weird thing in the air as she looks at the pizza and looks at me. “I’m not really hungry right now, are you?” Not being hungry myself I dismiss the pizza and suggest we start the movie and come back to the pizza (subtle hint 2, no one passes up pizza except for sex).

When you just want to be a couple wild animals in the woods [MF]

I met L on a dating app, and we had a physical attraction moreso than anything. We setup a time for me to pick her up from work for an innocent date. She was a short girl (about 5′) but her frame was super curvy with a wonderful rack and thick thighs matching a plump ass. In person she looked delicious. After she was done smoking after her shift ended she gave me those eyes. The eyes that say we aren’t going to have an innocent date. She had a submissive streak, she made me aware. But not one where I thought I was going to be getting lucky midday. I pulled her in close to grab her ass (had to bend over slightly) and as I cupped her ass I kissed her deeply. Her tongue met mine and ignoring the tobacco taste in my mouth she was delicious. I soon got her in my car and we started heading off.