We did it, I hope it doesn’t ruin my dads friendship[MF]

My dad has been good friends with a buddy of his, Eddie for more than 20 years. My dads friend has a daughter named Sofia. Three days ago, Eddie invited us to his house since he was grilling and decided to invite his friends, including my dad. Anyways we go there and we basically just walk since they live only 5 minutes away from us.

Of course my dad brings his pack of beers since he loves drinking but always tells me to never drink. We get there and Eddie shakes my dads hand and greets me and I see Sofia and we hug each other and I go with her. I saw her brother too and we greeted each other. I saw other people that I knew and some where already drunk! But anyways Sofia actually serves me some food since it was already done, and I sit down with her. She tells me all about her week and how she almost got into a car accident. We talk for some time, and my dad and her dad were laughing and drinking with their other friends. Fast forward to like 1am and Sofia says she is tried and asks if I want to chill in her room. Sofia tells her dad she is going to her room and he just nods his head.

I did it with my sisters friend[F]

I went to moms friend birthday party, and my parents and sister went as well. Once we got to the party we started greeting people, my moms friend daughter Emily gave me a hug and we greeted each other. I have seen her before so we already knew each other. Emily is good friends with my sister, and sister went with Emily to sit down with her and talk.

Anyways the DJ starts the music and people start dancing, I dance with a few people. And my sister comes up to me and tells me to dance with Emily, I looked over to Emily and she smiled and I got up and took her by the hand and we danced. She started telling me about her week and what she did and started asking me questions about my hobbies and things I love to do, it was kind of strange cause she would say that she had similar hobbies to me and liked what I liked.

We smashed while her parents were home[F]

I was invited by Pamela to eat dinner at her place. I accepted and went and I greeted her parents, who I already seen before. My dad is friends with Pamela’s dad. Anyways when we start eating Pamela’s mother asks me a bunch of questions about what I study and what are my goals for the future. Pamela’s dad was more quiet and just listened to me talk. After a bit I asked Pamela’s dad about his job and he told me he was a mechanic and said if I needed help with my car I could come to him. I thanked him and I asked the same to Pamela’s mother and she told me she sells food, I told her that’s why this food is amazing and she smiled and thanked me. After eating her dad went to watch TV in the living room and her mom was washing everything up.

Closet bang at college party[MF]

I am friends with someone in a fraternity, and I was invited to come to a college party. I got there around 9 and man the house was big?! I saw my friend and we greeted each other, I didn’t recognize most of the people at the party but man a lot of people were drunk and high on weed, I could smell it from a distance. I saw a girl that caught my attention and I approached her. I could tell she was drunk and she pushed me and said she isn’t a sex toy. I laughed and said well I know that’s why I am trying to get to know you. She laughed and said to stop playing around. I introduced myself and asked her name, and afterwards we started talking and she really told me a lot of things about her. She told me how her dad isn’t there for her and she hates him, and then she started talking about how her friend got a tattoo behind her parents back.

Banged her in the bathroom of her dads house[MF]

Two days ago my dads friend invited us to his birthday party at his house, my dad asked me if I wanted to go and I accepted. We get there around 9 and people were dancing and yelling. I greeted my dads friend and said happy birthday. I saw Jessica there with her husband (if you seen my past posts you would understand why I said this) and I greeted them, Jessica smiled at me.

I then saw my dads friend daughter Pamela. She greeted me and we talked for a bit, we have talked before and I knew who she was already. She asked where I have been recently because she hasn’t seen me, she playfully touched my chest, I laughed and told her that she could have just called me. She just laughed and I asked her to dance, she accepted and we danced, we were laughing a lot and I was playfully touching her, I started grabbing her hips and slowly giving down her ass, I suddenly noticed her dad looking at me and I nodded my head to him and played it off. He also nodded his head and looked away, Pamela called me crazy and I laughed.

Mexican chick creampied at house party[MF]

My friend invited me to a house party while his parents were away on vacation. My friends house is big and his parents are rich. Anyways I get to the party at 9pm and I greet my friend who was already drunk and smoking weed, I go inside and there are a bunch of people, I didn’t recognize most but I knew a few people there. I see this girl and she looks at me and smiles, I smile and I go up to her, I introduced myself and she tells me that she is from Mexico and her name is Karina and has been in the states for a few months. The DJ starts playing salsa music and I ask her to dance, she accepts and man…she was amazing at dancing salsa, I could dance salsa well but she was at another level. Eventually the music ends and I ask her where she learned all that and she says she goes to a dance school.

He went drinking, I go have fun with his wife[F]

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Jessica’s husband went to hang out with his friends and Jessica called me at about 6pm to come over to her place. I got there at about 6:30 and she actually cooked and we ate for a bit. I told her where were the kids and she told me they are with her mother. She started telling me how stressed out she was at work and how her husband doesn’t have time to help out with the kids. She grabbed some wine and we drank, I told her I can release her stress and she smiled and asked how. I got off my seat and grabbed her and starting kissing her, I picked her up and took her to her room, I put her on the bed and starting taking her clothes off, she told me “ohhh so aggressive huh, have you missed me?”

I banged his wife in my car[MF]

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My dads friend wife Jessica texted me to stay in the parking lot and wait for her. I had a soccer match with my dad in about 45 minutes. Jessica told her husband she was going to her mom because she needed some help. So her husband took the kids to the soccer match and they were already there. I was in my car waiting and eventually she comes and parks next to me. I didn’t know they owned two cars, I let her in and we were in the backseat of my car.

Dads friend wife was amazing[MF]

My dad and his friend play soccer together on the weekends and my dad invited me to go play. Anyways I get there I greet all of my dads friends and eventually I greet my dads friend wife, Jessica, she is in her mid 30s and has three kids. We greeted and eventually I went to go play with my dad and his friends. After the game was over, I was grabbing my towel and cleaning the sweat off me, Jessica actually gave me water and I thanked her. My dad and his friends were laughing and talking with each other not too far away from us.

Jessica starts asking me about what I study in college and what I plan to do in the future, she kept smiling a lot and laughing but I never knew I was Chris Rock, anyway we talk for a bit more and she asked if I had Facebook, we exchanged Facebook, I rarely use Facebook but I still gave it to her. She told me to keep studying and she wishes she did the same. She sells food for a living and her husband works as a trunk driver. Our conversation stops when her husband asks her if she wants to eat, and we go eat.

Peruvian girls are looking for me but I left[MF]

I visited Peru for a month and now I am back in the states, my parents are from Peru but I was born in the US. While I was there I hooked up with two girls, I met them in the same area, it was a market place where you could almost buy anything from shoes to jackets to fish to massage tables.

The one girl Maria was selling fruits and I went up to her and bought some and started talking to her, she asked if I like guinea pigs and I lied and said yes. She gave me a high five and said awesome. eventually I got her number and left. The other girl Nicole was selling fish and I went up to her and bought some and I started talking to her, I asked if she had a bf and she told me yes and that he is going to beat me up if he sees me talking to her, she joked and said she doesn’t have a bf. I eventually got her number and left. They were in separate areas so they didn’t know I took both their numbers.