Reposting this – ex deleted my Reddit a few years back. Not missing much but this is still one of my favorite true stories.
Back in college I [M22] wasn’t great at hook ups. LUCKILY, this new, crazy app called Tinder came out. This was back when you could just swipe right infinitely without paying (what a time to be alive). I matched with a girl we’ll call Naz. She had this whole slutty gamer girl vibe going: glasses, punk hair, heavy eye make-up. More importantly, every pic had her enormous rack busting out of a tank tops or sports bra or something. Literally nothing could contain these milkers. Texting went to sexting pretty fast. After a few nudes, I realized she’s a bit of a bigger girl. Belly. Thicc thighs. Never been with a BBW before but I was down to try.
We always went to her place. Naz basically had the whole upstairs to a shared house. She lived above this sweet old lady but that never stopped her from answering the door half naked. Naz knew what she wanted and would get right to the point.