(M)y night out for a (f)riend’s bday

Some of the turns of phrase/things I said make me cringe to re-read, but what can you do? At least I'm verbose while inebriated. Not much setup but skip to bold for the licky-fucky.

Recently I went out in a strange city for my buddy's girlfriend's birthday. We all had a great time and a pretty girl like her meant a lot of shots purchased by other random dudes. The only perk to this meant the bartender spent a lot of time at our table. Pretty brunette, about 5'6", tight ass in tighter jeans and a tank top low enough to show ample cleavage (pushed up, of course).

Now, I'm not going to tell you that she swooned over me, because I'm barely better than average looking and there were lots of dudes in the bar that night, but I was the only one who approached her, tipped well, and at the end of the night said "We're going to another bar. If you're up to chill afterwards, text me." and left my number. I wasn't expecting much because that's kind of a weak approach, but you can only work with what you're given, and my friends wanted to leave.