I had to play Scalia in law school and fucked RBG [FM]

I’m really curious to see what kind of folks click on this post… This is by far the weirdest foreplay of my life.

So certain law schools have seminar classes that focus entirely on the Supreme Court. Basically you pick someone on the Court and argue theoretical cases the way you think your justice would argue all semester. By a miracle, I got into the seminar 3L year, but I was robbed of the RBG role I wanted by a dude in my class who was ironically pretty conservative. The only spot left by the time I got another chance to pick was Scalia, which I was pretty pissed about.

On that day I made a vow to destroy RBG Bro in every single debate we had all semester.

I don’t want to brag, but I made folks uncomfortable with how aggressive I was. I made that seminar my bitch. We’d get so heated our professor had to step in a couple of times, and I was once told a poor class of 1Ls could hear us from down the hall.

*Wow. This is possibly the least sexy intro I have ever written. I promise it gets better.*

I [F] hooked up with my law school rival’s [M] girlfriend [F]

I’m mostly not proud of this.

There was this dude in law school I absolutely could not stand. This was when the inevitability of LGBTQ marriage going up to the Supreme Court was obvious so we had a lot of debates about it during my time in law school. This jerk would say the absolute most homophobic things in class that would just make my blood boil.

*Side note: I definitely never expected to talk about the Supreme Court on a sex blog, but here we are*

What’s worse is we were close in class rank and constantly one-upping each other during lectures. This was not playful banter. I genuinely hated this man.

So one day I’m in the library and this super hot girl walks up to me and asks me how to get to a certain section. I’m so distracted by how hot she is it barely registers that she says she’s not a law student and only here to see her boyfriend. We chat for a bit and it turns out she’s actually pretty cool. She was in undergrad and kind of shy, but I could almost swear she was flirting with me.

The best hate sex [FF]

Someone [requested](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/qmv3q1/request_anyone_had_a_real_hatefuck_experience_mf/) a hate sex story and I am more than happy to indulge. I still get fucking pissed when I think about this… and turned on. I’m pretty sure my keyboard is never going to recover because I just angry-typed this out.

I grew up in a very conservative place. When I was in college in 2010 most people in the area did not understand LGBTQ folks, so I kept my bisexuality pretty under wraps.

I was dating a girl who was very much out and hated that I stayed in the closet. She had a really accepting family and did not understand my hesitation. She thought it was like ripping a bandaid off and told me I was being dramatic.

I should probably also note she was really volatile and kind of a difficult person to date. We did not have the healthiest relationship, but god damn it was she was great in bed.

So I don’t want to get too much into the specifics on this, but basically this bitch outed me in a very public way. I still get made when I think about it.

His kink was getting off while I wasn’t allowed to [MF]

Yall I’m so excited about this monthly contest. I’ve been wanting to tell this story for a hot minute because it gets real weird.

I’ve discussed in other posts how I have a thing for orgasm withholding. It comes from this origin story.

I dated a guy for a bit who was an absolute freak. It became clear very early on that we both really enjoyed it when he dominated me, but I did not yet know the depths of his fantasies.

He REALLY liked making me beg for it, and very early on told me I wasn’t allowed to orgasm without his permission. Even when I was alone I would text him to ask if it was ok and sometimes he would just make me wait until he got home. It was super hot.

Anyway, one day we were talking about the weirdest fantasies we had in bed and for the first time he got kind of quiet. This peaked my interest and finally I was like, “dude, I have to know.” Reluctantly he admitted he had this weird kink of covering a girl in cum before letting her orgasm. I immediately was like, “yes, absolutely, let’s do this.” I did not *really* understand how far he was going to take it.

I made eye contact with the hottest girl I’ve ever seen while we both fucked our boyfriends [MFF]

Yeah this story gets weird.

I dated a frat boy in college who lived in what I can only describe as a closet with two other dudes. I was super shy then and usually wouldn’t dream of getting intimate if someone else was in the room, but on occasion if I was drunk and super horny, things just happened.

My boyfriend’s roommate briefly dated the hottest girl I’ve ever seen. To this day I have never met a woman I find more attractive. She was literally a model and had the most perfect body I’ve ever seen. She was just jaw dropping hot… and she flirted with me quite a bit.

So on Halloween one night, she was dressed as a fucking Playboy bunny and announced she was officially dating my boyfriend’s roommate. I was super happy for them (seriously, go BF’s roommate!) and threw my arms around her with excitement. She laughed and pulled me in for a long, super hot kiss. Everyone around us flipped out as I turned bright red but she whispered “I was just a little curious” and gave me a wink. Fuck, it was so hot.

I went down on my roommate [FF]

Yes, it was college. I am a walking bisexual cliche. Read on…

My best friend had just been through a breakup and was really struggling. They were together for years and none of us saw it coming. The two of us had always been super close (not THAT close), but after it happened we basically spent every moment together during those subsequent months.

So we lived in a pretty conservative place and I wasn’t exactly “out” at the time. A few folks in my close circle knew I dated women, but we very rarely talked about it. I always suspected she was somewhere on the queer spectrum, but she was also just crazy sexual so I couldn’t tell if she was flirting are just leaning into her nature. We made out occasionally when we were drunk, but honestly it was usually around other people and felt performative. She was a good kisser though.

It was not abnormal for us to sleep in the same bed. Especially after the breakup, it was just easier for us to be in close proximity and it seemed to make her feel better because she hated being alone.

I was dating my professor and got myself off during class [FM]

Yes, I am that cliche who dated my professor briefly in college. That sounds bad, but he was in grad school and still in his mid twenties. Plus, he was super hot and nerdy with his passion for history.

Anyway, once after we fooled around I told him it was really hard being in his class because I always thought of fucking him during lecture. He asked for specifics and I said I would imagine him bending me over his desk. He found this image super hot and suggested that I should just take care of myself during his next lecture next time I was tempted. I quickly dismissed this because I was very shy at the time and could not imagine doing anything so public.

So next time I’m in his class I start fantasizing yet again. He had on a fucking grey sweater and was giving a lecture on economic trends during the late 1700s. How exactly was I supposed to fight the passion?

My Best Friend & I Used to Masturbate to Each Other [MF]

Yeah this story is a little weird.

I used to date a guy in law school and we had REALLY good sex. I was really inexperienced at the time and he definitely awakened my kinky side and subsequently ignited a very fun slut stage that lasted for several years.

Years later he moved back to my city, but we were both in relationships so the romantic aspect of our relationship faded and we became best friends. I realize that sounds shady, but our romantic relationship had been pretty tumultuous and we both knew it would never be a healthy long term thing. I think sometimes we’d both feel a bit of a spark and then remember the roller coaster that had been our courtship and quickly shut things down. Plus, we were both in very happy relationships and didn’t want to risk our friendship because at the time we honestly did understand each other really well and were important to each other.

The Art of Sucking Dick [FM] [FFM]

My apologies I haven’t written in a while. I am indeed a real attorney which unfortunately gets in the way of my online sex life (and IRL but that’s a different story).

Anyway, I’d like to take a break from my regular storytelling to talk about a subject that’s very dear to me: sucking dick. I have an intricate history with this experience that I feel is worthy of its own post.Why do I love sucking dick? Because I’m fucking great at it. I realize everyone THINKS they’re great at head, but there are reasons I hold this special talent which I promise is about to become clear.

I grew up very religious and convinced myself that while my soul would be damned if I fucked before marriage, head was a righteous loophole. My first boyfriend and I started dating when I was fourteen and for four straight years partook in this practice without actual penetration…. Because God. I don’t want to get too much into underage shenanigans, but we did this several times a week so you can do the math of how much practice I had by the time I turned eighteen and we went our separate ways.

When I was an intern I had sex with my boss [FM]

God, I hate how cliche this is, especially because I was a 21 year old law student at the time and he was considerably older. Whatever.

I want to go back and back and write about how we got together because it was pretty hot, but I’m skipping ahead slightly to my favorite part of the story.

First just let me say: kids, please don’t fuck your intern. It never ends well.

Alright, disclaimers aside…

He was my boss and designated “mentor.” We had hooked up the week before. We had palpable sexual attention and after weeks of cat and mouse, I went back to his place. The next morning he IMMEDIATELY wanted to declare our relationship to HR and I refused because I did not yet think we had a relationship.

[sidenote: now that I’m older I get his reasoning a bit more here but I was literally 21 when this happened and did not quite understand what he was risking. This is another reason not to fuck your intern]

Anyway, he got pissed and ignored me for a week, but kept working super late and stayed in the office after everyone else had left and I coudln’t help but think it was on purpose. Finally, I stayed late too and stopped by.