I’m really curious to see what kind of folks click on this post… This is by far the weirdest foreplay of my life.
So certain law schools have seminar classes that focus entirely on the Supreme Court. Basically you pick someone on the Court and argue theoretical cases the way you think your justice would argue all semester. By a miracle, I got into the seminar 3L year, but I was robbed of the RBG role I wanted by a dude in my class who was ironically pretty conservative. The only spot left by the time I got another chance to pick was Scalia, which I was pretty pissed about.
On that day I made a vow to destroy RBG Bro in every single debate we had all semester.
I don’t want to brag, but I made folks uncomfortable with how aggressive I was. I made that seminar my bitch. We’d get so heated our professor had to step in a couple of times, and I was once told a poor class of 1Ls could hear us from down the hall.
*Wow. This is possibly the least sexy intro I have ever written. I promise it gets better.*