Author: AllTheBoysIveFckedB4

I handcuffed and REALLY fucked with him [FM]

This was one of my better moves if I do say so myself.

One Valentine’s Day I made dinner for my partner (a rarity- people who enjoy cooking are a mystery to me). It was mediocre, but he was super kind about it.

Afterward he offered to help clean just as I knew he would, but I told him to sit down because this was supposed to be my gift. When he insisted, I pulled out handcuffs and told him to sit the fuck down. He agreed.

I usually asked him to use them on me, which was clearly what he was expecting. Before he could react, I grabbed his hands and handcuffed him to the chair.

Now the fun begins.

I let my clothes fall to the floor because I had put lingerie on earlier. I smiled to myself as he looked me up and down with his mouth hanging open.

He asked what I had planned and I just shrugged and started cleaning up like this was totally natural. I took my time too- putting the food away, clearing the dishes, wiping down the table. I might have made quite a show of bending over the table right in front of him. Read more »

I taught my friend how to get his wife off [MF]

I’ve had several women tell me they’re incapable of climaxing. I have proven every single one of them wrong. Female pleasure is one of my greatest passions in life.

Contrary to what this account might portray, I’m actually pretty private with my sex life. My job inherently gives me a somewhat high profile so I have to be a little careful with who I disclose my freakiness to.

*Apparently with the exceptions of the thousands of you who have read my stories.*

All this is to say, I gave my friend quite a shock once.

He was helping me move and found my sex toys. I’m usually very careful to hide my valuables in these situations, but I was going through a crazy life transition and just forgot. When he got to a certain drawer I distinctively remember time stopping as I screamed for him to stop. It was too late.

“What the fuck?” He asked as his eyes swept over the contents. My collection is pretty vast. Read more »

Dominating with vibrator [MF]

Yall already know who this is about. If not, spend like 5 minutes on my profile because I have written about him a lot.

I once called out of work so I could fuck this guy all day.

*This is one of the many downsides of two sex addicts dating. Sometimes we couldn’t stop. I distinctly remember us incorporating food into the act one time so we didn’t have to stop to eat. It’s a dangerous game.*

He found out I had once gotten myself off seventeen times in a day and wanted to beat my record (we did not, but we came pretty fucking close).

So we’re about to have sex and he pulls out my vibrator. This has happened before, it’s one of his favorite toys.

He flips me over and puts himself inside of me. However, instead of our usual banging, he tells me to hold perfectly still and says he’ll spank me if I move at all.

*This is new.*

He puts my vibrator right on my clit and reminds me I’m not allowed to move. He tells me I’m going to come on his dick over and over. Read more »

We fucking hated each other [MF]

I have basically nothing but good things to say about all of my ex partners and generally maintain friendships with everyone. This story is the exception. I genuinely hate this man.

When I was an intern I fucked my boss for a bit which was fun for a while. We actually dated on and off a year after. It took us a solid six months to actually break up because the sex was really good, but we were toxic AF.

I’ve been in some unhealthy relationships, but this one takes the cake.

We fought a lot over stupid shit and our fights got really bad. We’d take a seemingly small issue and debate about it for hours until it blew up.

*Lawyers shouldn’t date lawyers.*

There was also a certain layer to this because he was my boss for three months and that dynamic isn’t always easy to break. Read more »

The weirdest seduction that actually worked [FM]

I used to love Tinder. I think the key is to keep expectations low and just go along for the story. Boy did I get some great stories from that dear app.

I was once swiping mindlessly and stumbled across this profile that cracked me up. This guy was cute, funny, and entirely wholesome with a bit of self-deprecating humor that drew me in. We both swiped right and talked for a bit before we planned to meet up.

It was one of the best Tinder dates I ever went on. We hit it off immediately. He was really attractive and a great conversationalist. We were both from a conservative part of the country and made fun of weird parts of our home culture compared to the city we live in. He did impressions and tipped the waiter really well (I was in the service industry for years so folks always get extra points when they do this), so I was sold.

We went to dinner and then out for drinks. I had never laughed so hard on a date. Read more »

I set up 2 friends I wasn’t sexually compatible with [FM] [FF]

Alright don’t judge me for this story…

*Reddit is notorious for being a non-judgmental place, right?*

Part 1:

I went on a date with a guy my second year of law school who I had a pretty major crush on. He looked like Superman and won our moot court competition. That’s apparently all it takes to spark a crush from me.

Our date was honestly a little less than ideal. He was SUPER enthusiastic about law school and we didn’t really have much else to talk about.

*I’m a lawyer who hates most lawyers. We’re mostly boring.*

We go back to my house and are making out in my bed. I try to pull his shirt off, but he tells me he wants to wait because he “respects me” so much. I tell him I will not feel disrespected by the absence of his shirt, but he insists we should go slow.

*Makes sense. All is well.*

Instead we talk for half the night which is oddly refreshing. Once I got him out of his law school bubble he’s actually quite interesting. We’re calming down and he asks if I still want to see him without a shirt on. I do. Read more »

My very nerdy, shy friend had the biggest dick I’ve ever seen [FM]

I laughed so hard writing this.

I went to law school so I’m no stranger to nerdy men. They are my people. I speak their language. They were my favorite people to drunkenly make out with.

One of my friends was particularly awkward, but eight shades of adorable. He was a late bloomer who hadn’t yet figured out he was attractive, and could never quite work up the nerve to ask me out. I found out he was a virgin about halfway through 2L year, and assumed it was because he was so shy.

I now have other theories…

*Btw yall, he went into patent law and married a literal model. I just want to say upfront that this guy ended up ok because this story gets rough.*

He lived with eight of our classmates in a huge group house just off campus. I went to a party one night at his place and the two of us ended up flirting. Actually, I attempted to flirt with him as he remained mostly oblivious to my advances. I was desperately trying to turn the conversation spicy and he was going off about how his Ivy League alma mater cut him from robotics club or something. It was some serious nerd shit I wasn’t really following. Read more »

Very intimidate sex with my kinkiest partner [MF]

This is kind of a weird story to post on here, but whatever. Go to literally almost any other story on my profile if you want rough sex. This one is going to be straight, sweet passion, and happens to be one of my favorite sexual memories of all time.

I dated a dude who was fucking crazy in bed. I have written about him many times. We got really, really weird for an entire summer and I attribute a lot of my kinks to him.

He was literally the perfect dom and possibly the best sex I’ve ever had, but there was also a different side to him I haven’t really crafted.

I’ve written many times that we were not good together on a relationship level. We were extremely volatile. However, we were also really, really good friends. He could call me a whore and choke me and then the next minute we’d be back to our normal selves, debating the Star Wars universe and playing chess. We actually stayed best friends for years because we had a connection. Unfortunately, some of that understanding was because we both had a few demons. Read more »

My boyfriend made me watch as he fucked another guy [FMM]

This story gets real weird and a little gay btw. It is not for the faint of heart. I almost didn’t post it because it gets so weird.

He actually wasn’t my boyfriend. We met abroad and he moved in with me for the summer, but weirdly enough it still felt pretty casual. We were volatile together and would never have worked long term, but fuck me the sex was great.

*Btw, I call him KO (Kink Origin).*

So his friend came to visit and the three of us fuck the first night [[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/r9pxld/i_was_the_gift_mmf/]](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/r9pxld/i_was_the_gift_mmf/]). I never asked but I’m pretty sure they had fucked before. It felt a little too natural.

I came home from work the next day and found them kind of cuddling on the couch.

*They really broke stereotypes btw. On the surface, I would not have pegged either of these dudes as bi… I’m not sure they would have considered themselves bi. Whatever, unpack that how you want.*

So KO puts his arm around his friend and gives me a mischievous look. “Are you feeling jealous?” He asked. Read more »

My girlfriend and I pretended to be straight girls experimenting for cash [FF]

This story is actually really funny.

I dated a girl who was… interesting. For her birthday she asked to go to a strip club which is how we ended up the only female patrons at the sketchiest club in our city. We were with a group of guy friends, but we certainly were not the normal clientele and stuck out amongst the crowd.

We were getting hit on A LOT by older dudes who were getting a little creepy about it, and I was getting close to my breaking point. I get to see tits whenever I want- new ones aren’t worth creepy dudes.

I’m about to tell my girlfriend this when a very older man stops by our table and waives cash around. He tells us he’ll give us $30 if he can watch us make out. He clearly does not know we’re a couple because when we start laughing he says, “Haven’t you ever been curious what it’s like to kiss your friend?”

I decide to REALLY lean into this. I’m like, “I just don’t know. I’ve never kissed a girl before.” My girlfriend brushes hair from my face and says, “Come on! It will just be for a minute!” Read more »