A Tale of Trump: Making America Erotic Again

Three hours had never felt so long. Donald was disgusted. I should have taken that edible with Ben, he thought. No wonder that polished-turd-with-eyes had remained so calm and collected.

Face it Trump, you’ve lost a step.

No, no it was all wrong. She had changed the whole equation. Donald could wipe his ass with Jeb Bush any day of the week, but she had upset his whole plan. Why did he get involved in this mess in the first place? No… Donald thought- I have to make our country great again. Our leaders are so stupid… So stupid. I can’t lose sight of the goal. We’ve made it so far.