Oh my [cucking] god — [POV] [roommates] [queer gaze] [F/NB] [one night stand] [sluttiness] [oral] [strapon]

We’re sitting at our bar and you’re moping, as usual. I thought that taking you out tonight might cheer you up, but you’re sad again. Face buried in your beer, you’re a bear of a man. A teddybear of a man, maybe.

*”Something something… no girl will want to go home with you… redacted…”* I think I hear you say. It’s okay, it’s Friday night, and maybe we can still lift your spirits.

“Robert.” I announce, grandly spinning my barstool and waving my Old Fashioned wildly. I’m not drunk, mind you, this is just me. And you know that. Which is why you groan.

“What do you want, Puck.” You groan. Whatever I’m about to say or do is going to be… extra. It’s going to be A Fucking Lot.”

“Robert, Robert, Robert… My dear sweet darling, lovely pal Robert…” You grunt and look up at me.

Slender and long legged, short auburn hair, piercing green eyes, a rakish single hoop in my ear– I am the epitome of androgyny. Queer candy and don’t I know it. We’re an unlikely duo– the cuddly giant and the silly fairy. I’ve pointed it out before– you’re straight, you don’t get it. Figures.

Moon ritual gangbang (part 1) – [female gangbang] [msub] [fdom] [enthusiastic consent] [POV]

Every bump in the dirt road inches my white shift slightly higher up my thighs. I’m driving like a madwoman and you’re holding onto the armrest of the old sedan like you’re worried I’m going to kill you.

*Aw, babe. You can trust me, pet.*

“Are you ready for the ritual?” I ask you, smiling at you seductively through hooded eyes.

“Yes,” you manage through gritted teeth as we fly over another bump. “I think so.”

“Darlin’, I understand that this is a lot. I’m more than happy to talk you through everything again, as much as you need. We won’t go through with the ritual unless you are 100%, entirely on board. It’s important that you want this. That you’re ready.”

You nod. *So obedient.* The gears turn in your head as you think about everything I’ve told you about what will happen tonight. The importance of this celebration. Its meaning. Your role.

“What are you worried about?”

“If I want to stop…?” Your voice trails off. Higher pitched than you’d expect for a man of your size. You’re nervous.

My Biological Clock Made Me Do It – [F/M] [POV/storytelling/funny] [non-con] [impreg] [kidnapping] [police interrogation/brutality]

I promise I wasn’t always this… desperate? Is desperate the right word? Fuck if I know. Christ. You grow up with that whole house and a white picket fence shit shoved down your throat and you hit your biological clock… and nothing makes sense anymore. I don’t know what to tell you.

Officer, I went a little baby-crazy. Okay, a lot baby-crazy.

It’s the cute little shoes and the cute little clothes. I wandered around Babies ‘R Us like it was my fucking job—seriously, someone thought I worked there and asked me for help. It’s not my fault though, I promise. It’s evolution. It does… something to you. The hormones.

Sir, all my friends were having kids. Just… rubbing it in my face, you know? They all had kids and I didn’t even have a boyfriend, let alone a husband. Not that you need a husband to have a baby these days—look at lesbians! They’re all having babies and there’s no penis involved. Fucking turkey basters, it’s ingenious, I tell you.

You underestimated me, didn’t you? (part 1) – [F/M] [POV] [manic pixie dream girl] [bondage] [enthusiastic consent] [oral] [edging]

Even when we talk about our kinks, they never expect it. They never expect me. They see me and they think I’m so cute and small… I can’t possibly be capable of dominating them. 5’2 on a good day, I come up to their shoulders… at best. Cute, small, curvy, girly. Curly honey-blonde hair and big blue eyes.

It’s like they thought they could take advantage of me. Good fucking luck.

***

I dress up for the date. *How to look the least intimidating? Not like I was that intimidating to start…* Short skirt, flats, oversized sweater. I look fucking adorable.

You want to protect me, take care of me… fuck me? Probably. Who wouldn’t want the juxtaposition of my tiny frame on my knees, your cock stretching my mouth. Any cock would look massive in contrast with how small I am, but yours especially. I can tell you’re thinking that as I talk. Does it even matter what I’m saying? Not to you…

***

I walk up the stairs in front of you as I lead you to my apartment. When I asked you home, your eyes got huge. It was precious. You nodded, *yes please*. What did you think would happen, cutie? Me on all fours, your huge cock splitting me in two? *Hmm…*

Good boys get ALL the treats — [F/M] [puppy-play] [femdom] [rimming]

You hear the click of my shoes first. The sound of each toe-heel-toe-heel as I walk up the stairs. Every step brings me closer to home, closer to you.

The key turns in the lock.

I can hear you scramble inside my apartment, eagerly running to the door. *Mmm, good pet.* The keys jingle as I return them to my pocket and I turn the knob. The door slowly swings open.

Inside, I see you, kneeling so sweetly. You’re naked, except for your collar and its dangling charm. It simply reads “pet”. You smile, offering me your leash with your mouth.

*Good boy.*

“Hi baby! Were you a good boy today? Of *course* you were!” I say, chucking you under the chin and booping you on the nose. I take off my jacket and hang it up, smiling affectionately down at you.

*God, you’re so good to me. What an adorable pet you are.*

“I know I promised you a walk, but you’ve been *such* a good boy waiting for me all day, I think you deserve a treat, don’t you?” You bark in affirmation and I giggle.

*What a good boy!*

Butch for femme – [queer POV] [body worship] [oral]

Boticelli couldn’t have painted her better— the Venus sprawled across my bed. She watches me through hooded eyes as I slowly undo the buttons of my white dress shirt. Her red hair cascades across the pillows and she lazily moves a hand to brush a ringlet out of her face. I can’t take my eyes off her. Drinking her in. She’s the most magnificent creature I’ve ever seen. A goddess among mere mortals.

As the last button comes undone, my shirt slides to the floor. *Hmmm.* She bites her lip appreciatively as I shimmy the undershirt over my head. I take a deep breath as my chest comes free, noticing the glint of the light on the bars in my nipples.

“Pants,” she murmurs. I oblige. Raising an eyebrow, I slowly undo my belt, sliding it through each loop of my dress pants. It makes a wonderful whipping noise as I pull it free, and we both shudder with anticipation– *too soon, not yet, later.* I hold the eye contact as my fingers deftly unbutton the black pants, allowing them to slide down my legs. I step out of them, a welcome addition to the puddle of clothes at my feet.

I have an [oral] fixation and I know it – [FM] [DDlg] [petplay]

We’re watching movies on the couch, all snuggled up. My head on your lap and you gently petting my hair. All cozy. Super PG… except for the collar I’m wearing and my lack of clothes.

I can feel you start to get hard through your shorts and of course want to help and make you feel good. Playfully looking up at you and then kissing your bulge. You pretend to keep watching the movie, but the hand in my hair moves my face closer to your hardening cock.

Taking you into my hands, I lightly lick the tip of you. Tracing slow circles around your head and down to your frenulum, where I flick my tongue over and over. I run my tongue down your shaft to feel you in my mouth, and you can feel the saliva starting to pool as I part my lips for you.

Making you feel good and taking your cock in my mouth is an obsession, and I want to be a good pet for you. I am absolutely not watching the movie, but collars make me mindless property anyway— fit only for sucking and fucking and pleasing. Being a good girl. Having your cock in my mouth is *suuuuch* a pleasure for me. Pleasuring you is my favorite. I just want to make you feel good. I just want to make you happy daddy.