Patience with a first-timer pays off huge dividends [ffm]

This tale has been in the making for months. Tina is one of the first women to message us on reddit, saying she had been a lurker for years but that my stories prompted her to finally find a valid user name and message us. She described herself as 23 years old, 5’6 and 130 pounds, curly black hair, tan skin, and brown eyes, but this gave us only a vague idea of how attractive she is– she’s a stunner. She also discussed some of the hobbies we have in common and various other personal details that really endeared her to us. We started talking way back in October, but between Friendsgiving, Halloween, and various travel plans, it was difficult to plan a date together. We moved from reddit to text and snapchat occasionally swapping pictures, but nothing too explicit. Then, the day of our big date– nearly a month after we started talking– she told us that she had started casually seeing someone and she wouldn’t feel comfortable being intimate with us. It was somewhat disappointing, but we took it in stride and told her that it wasn’t a big deal and that she should keep us in mind in the future.

Giving a girl her first lesbian experience (and a little consensual non-con) [mff]

We keep on running into roadblocks when it comes to finding a steady unicorn. We find one, then she moves to NY for law school, we find another (through reddit), and then she wants to be exclusive with a guy she’s seeing. Not to sound too whiny about our (very clearly) first world problems, and we’re totally happy for both of them, but it can be a little frustrating. Well, as luck would have it, we found another girl… who messaged *because* she was about to move to Chicago. At least we knew in advance this time? In any case, here are the details…

We posted another ad last week in the DC personals (shout out to /r/baltimoreanddcr4!) and on Fetlife, and although we got a few messages from couples and single men (as per usual), we also got one from a 22 year old girl whom we’ll call Emma. We actually didn’t think it would go anywhere because of how she described herself as straight but a little heteroflexible, that she was looking to do something fun and crazy before moving 1500 miles across the country for grad school, and because her FL profile was pretty bare. Would this be another potential partner who chickened out at the last minute? Eh, maybe, but she sounded fun, so we gave her a shot and met up for drinks on Saturday night.

Our next threesome fell through, so we had a twosome instead [mf]

Last night we had plans with Vivienne again (see our most recent threesome success story), but she had to cancel, unfortunately. (See you soon! Hope you enjoy this…)

So instead, Rachel and I decided to stay in and honor our reddit handle’s namesake. I showered, then she did, then she (UGH) had to wait the tortuously long time for her hair to dry so she could dry it more (wtf). But once she was ready (read: naked), I laid out a towel on the bed and had her lay down on her stomach. I had a jar of coconut oil resting to the side along with [one of these massage stones](https://imgur.com/a/hsw4P). Before delving into any of the frill, though, I simply began by running my hands along her back and her ass, her thighs and the calves. I kissed the nape of her neck and straddled her legs, scooping out some coconut oil and setting the gob of it on the small of her back and letting it melt while I continued getting her skin acclimated to my touch. I began spreading the oil around on her shoulder and her upper back, along her spine and on her ass cheeks. I collected some more of the oil and placed it right above her asshole, watching intently as it melted and ran down her little pucker and her already wet pussy lips.

Our first reddit success story, a recap of what happened last night… [mff]

Ok, I lied, because this all started about a week and a half ago. My girlfriend (Rachel) and I posted a fresh r4r in our area, looking for the widely sought-after unicorn. We’ve had experiences with girls in the past, but we’re people of rather insatiable appetites. So we posted again and got a response a couple days later. When I saw the email notification, I happened to be with Rachel, and we were decidedly less than sober, so we held off on responding right then, but we had fun reading the message.

The responder in question, Vivienne, told us how she’d enjoyed our stories and had seen our r4r posts a few times before actually replying. She went on to tell us about herself, her job, her kinks, and even included a picture of her face, adding that she’d been told that her best assets were her ass and her eyes. She was right. We got back to her the next morning and, after trading a few red envelopes back and forth, moved over to a text méssage a trois. We chatted some more over the weekend, got a little flirty at times, and shared some risqué pictures with one another.

I [f]inally gave my girlfriend a [m]assage a couple days ago

Shout out to a certain redditor reading this– we can’t wait to see you in a couple weeks!

Rachel and I woke up hungover on Saturday morning. We started drinking at like 130am after getting back from Blade Runner 2049 (I loved it; she hated it) and paid the price for our hubris. We’re not in college anymore.

So we woke up at like 1030. She had some volunteering to do– and did it drunk because she’s a champ– and I had some greasy food to eat so I could feel better. One Al Pastor burrito later, I’m back at her apartment, and she gets home. We go back to sleep for a few hours. Upon waking up for the second time, she complains that I’m not touching her enough. Which, to be fair, I probably never am. “Ok, how about I give you a massage?” She agrees and I ask, “With oil?” and she agrees to that, too. She didn’t have any coconut oil in the room, and I wasn’t walking an Entire Flight of Stairs to get it, so I made do with the body oil she had right there.

[MFF] Had another threesome thanks to Fetlife

A lot of backstory to this one, so skip to below for the dirty stuff…

The last one sort of fell into our lap (you can read about in my post history) but that was a few months ago. We finally got off our asses and did some work to make it happen again, and it paid off. That’s despite Rachel saying things like, “I forgot sleeping with ladies is like… hard and requires work. Sleeping with men is literally effortless.” Yes, babe, I know. I’VE HAD TO DO THIS ALL OF MY ADULT LIFE THANK YOU FOR CHECKING YOUR PRIVILEGE.

Anyways.

So we went on Fetlife and reddit, did a couple of local events, and we found a few potential girls we liked. The one on whom we settled, Elle, 25 years old, is about 5’10 and has a dancer’s body with small breasts and a great, spankable ass. Long reddish hair and blue eyes, too. We messaged for a while online until moving over to a group text and flirting some more. She had been a little flaky in returning our texts, so we were unsure if anything would ever materialize, but then on Thursday she sent us a face picture and we finally settled on a date on Sunday night. We talked about the renaissance faire we were going to that weekend and she promised I’d enjoy Shakespearean wrestling (in which WWE-style wrestling is performed to the story lines of Shakespeare) and I told her that I’d hold her personal responsible if I didn’t. She told me that I could spank her if I didn’t, but that she wanted me to spank her either way. She even added a few pictures of her ass to whet our appetite.

The time we got a hotel roo[m] [f]or the night and [f]ucked each other’s brains out (Part 2)

[Part 1 located here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7407be/the_time_we_got_a_hotel_room_for_the_night_and/)

I felt pretty spent at this point, so I weakly got up and gave each of them a kiss before going to the bathroom. I washed my face to try to liven myself up (yes, even in a threesome, people get tired), and by the time I got back, the two of them were lying down next to each other and kissing. What a lovely sight.

I walked over to the bed and noticed that Eve had been kind enough to untie Rachel’s binds. Without my permission. I’m not a particularly controlling person, but I figured it was a decent enough excuse for a little funishment. “Did you do that?” I asked, though I already knew the answer. The two of them giggled and continued kissing. I grabbed Eve by the hair and tore her away. “I asked you a question.” She’s a huge fan of pain play and rough sex, so I knew I wasn’t crossing any boundaries when I slapped her across the face and repeated my question. I could see her eyes practically roll back in her head as she nodded in the affirmative. “Oh Eve…” I begin condescendingly, “Rachel, get the slapper.”

The time we got a hotel roo[m] [f]or the night and [f]ucked each other’s brains out (Part 1)

It had all been arranged beforehand. I led Rachel to the hotel room in her little black dress, speaking not a word as I undressed her, article by article. Still silent, I laid her gently down on the bed, tying her wrists to the bedposts and then looming over her, admiring her full breasts and the soft tuft of hair above her otherwise bare pussy. I lovingly caressed her, ignoring her pleas for “just a quickie” before her friend arrived. For that, I gave her a swift smack across her face, but that only inflamed her desire further. She does this thing when I slap her, where she gasps and her eyes widen and it’s super fucking hot.

So anyways, it didn’t take long to pick Eve up, but I took my time nonetheless. Rachel can be a brat sometimes, and waiting is one of the few weapons I have. She enjoys the edging, the slapping, the biting. Denying her pleasure is the only true punishment I can subject her to.