The Night I Became Genghis Khan [MF]

I was sitting in a hotel bar on a Friday evening, minding my own business and pairing a whisky with some puzzles on a new app I just discovered, Brilliant. The week was finally coming to a close, and I needed some time off. The company I was working for was going a hard push trying to meet some end of quarter goals, and it felt like the process just wouldn’t end. Meeting after meeting after interview and I was drained. I had turned down some plans to hang out friends, knowing that I wouldn’t be high enough energy to really enjoy going to a show. Just didn’t want to be a buzzkill. And that’s how I ended up at the hotel bar, enjoying a cocktail and doing Brilliant problems. Little did I know that sitting and minding my own business would lead to what is, to this day, one of the hottest nights and peak sexual experiences of my life.