[M]e having a great time [F]ucking on the beach.

I’ll keep this one short and sweet, but it’s just too good to keep bottled up the whole week. This was a really new and hot thing for me to encounter, and I really hope I get a chance to do it again.
So last week, I was bumming out and coming off of a shitty breakup. Been with the girl for 2 and half years, and it just kinda, you know, stopped, all the sudden. It was shitty, but after a while I was looking on the positive side of things. “Hey, I’m single now!” I say, “Time to try and have some fun.”

Couple weeks go by trying the Bumble game; some good matches, yet nothing really comes into fruition. Enter my buddy from college, he calls me up to hang out. He knows I’ve been having a really tough time since the breakup so I was due a night of debauchery.