She seduced the entire bar before we went upstairs [mf]

I arrive at the bar a few minutes early. The place is packed but I slip into a corner table high enough to see out across the crowd. Twenty and thirty-somethings fill this place, and I can’t help but be drawn into the different hopeful storylines unfolding across the room. In a place where very little can be heard above the music and the noise of the crowd, it’s fascinating—almost erotic—to watch body language begin to speak the things where words might fail. Old fashioned in hand, I wait and watch.

She barely hears his joke but still laughs, brushes her hair back and playfully touches his forearm. Another man calls out his drink order, puffs up his chest and strikes his best alpha pose behind a group of women he’s been eyeing for the past 10 minutes. A woman gives a lingering glance in a man’s direction only to coyly look down when his eyes find hers. She tucks her hair behind her ear and pretends to be interested in what her friends are saying. There’s this palpable but unspoken sense of seduction beneath the surface here, where eyes talk and intentions become clear with gazes held too long.

Expect More, Pay Less: 🎯Target🎯 Continues to Spice Up My Sex Life [MF]

Many many months ago I shared with you all the invaluable role that Target had played in enhancing my love life. The response was overwhelming. I was blown away to learn how many other kindred spirits on Reddit regularly become wet or hard purely due to trips to our favorite establishment. And the amount of Target nudes you all sent to my inbox was both staggering and much-appreciated. So, I figured it was about time to report back with some updates on how my love life has continued to expect more and pay less.

If you remember from my [first experience](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/oyhtpf/i_canceled_my_apps_and_stopped_going_to_bars_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) you’ll know exactly how hot and steamy things got that day when an unnamed fellow shopper and I came together beneath the portrait of a bull terrier while being serenaded by Jason Mraz in Target dressing room #4. And as expected, the passion of that day carried us through the next few weeks. But then, to my confusion, something started to feel different. The flame became dimmer. The excitement waned. And to see that passion and lust fading, to feel sex starting to become bland and desaturated…for the first time in my life I think I understood what it must feel like to be a Costco shopper.

The Summer My Girlfriend’s Mom Let Me Give Facials [FM]

I know…I realize the title seems like the typical clickbait you expect on certain subs, but bear with me.

I was back home the summer after my sophomore year of college. My girlfriend’s mom had just opened a med spa, and she needed part-time help. Of course, I sprung at the opportunity for extra cash.

I started out working the desk and enjoyed interacting with the friendly (and quite attractive) clientele; but as business picked up, she asked me if I would be interested in giving facials. I was curious but reluctant. I explained I had helped give her daughter a few this semester, but by no means was I an expert at giving facials.

She assured me I would be fine with a little practice. So, I found some reputable websites with videos of women receiving facials and practiced a few more with my girlfriend. Within a week I felt ready.

Admittedly, the first paid facial I gave was not spectacular. Pretty quick, missed a few spots, but it didn’t take me long to refine my craft. Reviews were positive and before I knew it, I was giving 4, 5, sometimes 6 facials…A DAY!

I hooked up with an OnlyFans girl who was pivoting to “alternative revenue streams” 😳 [MF]

There I was, sitting in the corner chair of the hotel room, as the woman I met less than an hour earlier stood between my knees.

I already had some hints that things might get a little unconventional in here; but not being one to turn down an adventure, I had decided to roll with whatever happened.

She slowly kneeled, never breaking eye contact. Her tongue traced her parted lips, and her hands came to rest on my knees. Ever so slightly she stretched out her fingertips, and her red nails began to slide up my thighs, nudging my legs apart. After the longest 10 seconds of my life, she finally reached my belt and unclasped it. With that, she took a deep breath, cleared her throat, and the expression on her face shifted to an almost professional demeanor. Then two of her fingers gripped my zipper, as she spoke in a warm, smoky radio voice:

“Two million employers have used ZipRecruiter for their hiring needs,” she practically moaned the words as she straddled my lap and leaned into my ear, her hand still working my fly.

UPDATE: I fucked the MAGA girl in a Trump Hotel, and frankly, I feel like I’ve reached the pinnacle (Pt 3) [MF]

If you’re new to the story, you can catch up here to learn how this all started and how we discovered a new kink:

[Pt 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/omu2vn/i_colluded_inside_a_maga_girl_3_times_last_night/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
[Pt 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/otejiq/update_i_made_the_maga_girl_cum_4_times_on_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

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I hadn’t heard from her in almost 2 weeks. Part of me wondered if she’d had enough of our twisted dynamic. An even smaller part of me kinda missed her. I mean, not that small of a part. Approximately 23 centimeters of me missed her.

So on a boring Thursday night, the wheels in my head started turning, and I decided I’d pull out the stops and see if she was up for another night of whatever the fuck it is that she and I do.

I texted her, “Hey princess, it’s your favorite ❄️”

She responded a full 45 minutes later.

“Heyyy. Sorry…Things have been really busy.”

A second message came 5 minutes later: a pic with her hand reaching inside her panties and the note, “I was thinking about you this week 😉”

She explained something about being busy helping her brothers and uncle “lay low due to minor legal trouble regarding some overblown governmental property trespassing from January.”

[MF] ✈️ 34C had 34DDs – I fucked and wrote erotica in an airplane bathroom with a Redditor passenger

“Do you think they’ll upvote this,” I said as I slid the door lock to the occupied position.

“Oh definitely,” she replied, hitching her skirt up above her waist.

I wrapped my hand around her ponytail and pulled her head back against me. She arched her back, let out a moan, and bounced a wicked grin off the lavatory mirror. I ran my hand up the inside of her thigh until I felt her moistening pussy.

“But not if the narrator uses words like ‘moistening,’” she chided.

“Oh got it. Sorry,” I said.

I started to unzip my pants.

“We’re getting close to the part when I have to describe my penis to the readers,” I noted. “Do you think it’s better to do it via exposition or with dialogue? Like…would you be willing to comment about how big it is so I can quote you on a specific measurement? Or would it be more realistic for me to just describe my third leg in first-person narration?”

“I think you’re overthinking it. It’s more important that you describe MY body. Know your audience!”

The night I had ad-supported, sponsored sex with an influencer and then repeatedly pressed her skip button [MF] -🥑

There I was, sitting in the corner chair of the hotel room, as the woman I met less than an hour earlier stood between my knees.

I already had some hints that things might get a little unconventional in here; but not being one to turn down an adventure, I had decided to roll with whatever happened.

She slowly kneeled, never breaking eye contact. Her tongue traced her parted lips, and her hands came to rest on my knees. Ever so slightly she stretched out her fingertips, and her red nails began to slide up my thighs, nudging my legs apart. After the longest 10 seconds of my life, she finally reached my belt and unclasped it. With that, she took a deep breath, cleared her throat, and the expression on her face shifted to an almost professional demeanor. Then two of her fingers gripped my zipper, as she spoke in a warm, smoky radio voice:

“Two million employers have used ZipRecruiter for their hiring needs,” she practically moaned the words as she straddled my lap and leaned into my ear, her hand still working my fly.

I canceled my apps and stopped going to bars. Now I only hook up with women shopping at Target🎯 [MF]

OK this is like 50% confession and 50% life pro tip. Seriously, guys and girls—Expect more, pay less when it comes to your love life.

Hear me out, ladies—

Mature, budget-conscious, attractive bachelors who have their shit together are shopping at Target.

Listen to me, guys—

Financially responsible, stylish, independent, hot women are shopping at Target.

What’s one thing all Target shoppers have in common? They always leave with several items they didn’t even know they wanted! Position yourself appropriately, and next time, YOU could be one of those items.

And…much like Nespresso and Peloton owners, Targeters feel way more secure associating with, and thus fucking, members of their own tribe.

Combine that with seductively low prices, soothing music, and spacious, tri-mirrored dressing rooms, and you’ve got a recipe for a retail rendezvous

You might think I’m joking. And the first time it happened, I thought it was a fluke; but I kid you not, of the 6 people I’ve slept with in 2021, 1 was from the gym, 1 was the PoDeg adventure with MAGA girl (but you can read about that elsewhere), and 4 of them I met inside the walls of that glorious red bullseye.

The longer we wait, the harder we fuck – Two Redditors finally get a room [MF]

The beep of each passing floor is the only sound that cuts through the silence inside this elevator. Not a word since leaving the bar. Nothing needs to be said. We both know what comes next, and we’ve talked about it for what seems like months of torture. Nerves and tension and lust and excitement all rolled into our alternating glances at each other and our anxious gazes at the illuminated numbers above the door. It takes every ounce of control for me not to take you right here. I could easily lift this dress, but I tell myself, “I’ve waited 12 weeks…what’s 12 more floors?”

Your hand squeezes mine. You look up from your strappy heels and flash me a nervous smile, a cute nose scrunch and two flutters of your eyes. I squeeze back, release your hand, then grip your ass for the first time. The next 45 seconds of our ascent might as well be an hour. My head is foggy. Tunnel vision. Tunnel thoughts. We’re both drunk on something and stumbling toward the only thing we both need.

Bound and blindfolded is how she cums hardest [MF]

10 times out of 10, I would rather give an orgasm than have one myself. Don’t know…maybe I’m a giver or maybe I just selfishly love eating pussy.

I love the build up, the anticipation, the tease of taking her just slightly higher, only to make her wait a little longer. And I love being the one who gets to finally push her over that edge. My head buried between her thighs, in-tune with her body language…makes me hard just replaying a night like this in my head.

It’s empowering and erotic to watch someone’s body be so dependent upon the next movement of my tongue.

And as best I can try to describe this, it still falls short of the lust that fills my head while thinking about it.

So, last weekend I tied her up, blindfolded her, went to my happy place…and sent her to hers. The experience was so intense, I decided to change up the story style a bit. Enjoy, and thanks for reading!

👇👇👇

The Place She Goes

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Breathless anticipation

Still one breath can be heard

My lips on your ear