Just a funny little moment. My girlfriend got dolled up for our date night, she looked sexy as hell (see my history). I took her to a top-notch French restaurant. Our waiter was a young guy, trying hard to be polite and professional, but I noticed his eyes getting huge for a moment when he saw her. She has that effect on a lot of guys (myself included) so I didn’t think much of it.
As we’re ordering, my girlfriend keeps covering her mouth with her hand like she’s trying not to giggle. I’m confused. When the waiter finally leaves, she starts cracking up. I ask her what’s up and she’s like, “he has such a hard-on!” And sure enough, when he comes back with our drinks he’s got a very obvious woody poking against his trousers. I exchange a glance with my girl but we somehow hold it together. She gives him a little smile and he gets flustered. I can tell she’s amused.