This story is from years ago, but it’s seared so hard into my my memory that I think about it almost daily. This is also non-fiction, as are all my stories. This actually happened, honest to god.
A couple of years after moving away, some college friends came to visit me for the weekend. One of them was my college roommate, and his fiancée was his girlfriend when we lived together. We were hanging out and day drinking, and I started gently ribbing my friend that I could tell whenever she had an orgasm because she was incredibly loud.
“You didn’t hear EVERY time.” She protested.
“Yeah, every time. I could hear the bed creaking, and I could hear you moaning loudly every time. I don’t think I ever heard a ‘quiet’ sex session from you two.”
“No, not every time. I can be quiet when I want to be.”
“I don’t believe it. I don’t think you can be quiet.”