[MF] [STR8] I’m A Vile Mess…

I’ve been told by a few women that my appetite for sex is so voracious that just one woman won’t be able to sustain me. I don’t know how true that is, but I want your face down and that ass up right now, though! Your rump and pussy are the head of my sled team. I’m walking the dogs like a motherfucker. I’m trying to get your ass hairs to stand at attention even if there’s a chance I’m in the vicinity. I want the butt snare to be receptive of my oral ornaments. My mouth and its reserves are the nasty accessories to your genitalia tree. The pieces won’t be coming down until the holidays are done. And, no matter how cold the temperature is outside, your beasts are equipped for the moment. My tongue and mouth are the thick coatings that preserve you in such inclement weather. Keep that ass tooted up in the air, and I’m grabbing at your shit with my harness to make sure I’m always in complete control. You’re howling and having a fit like canines to the sound of an ambulance siren in the night air. The only thing is: your yelping isn’t disturbing to me. I welcome the heated, audible mess. I’m pilfering that backend with pride and confidence. A lick to the inner left and right cheek, a poking of the asshole with my bending oral flesh, a swipe to that clit, and you’re almost there. Not long from now, you will be like putty in my mouth. For now, though, my dick wants in. It wouldn’t be a face-down-ass-up session if the erection wasn’t a factor in this equation. I’m pulling my penis from its case, and I’m inserting the dagger into you with intent. My abdomen beating against your backside creates the most awful, exhilarating sound. The dimples in the asscheeks appear marvelous as they flex and stretch while I beat that tasty ass from the shadows. You reach back and grab my wrists during the mutiny. My hardness is taking over and bringing you to submission. Just when I think you’ve reached the plateau, I withdraw from your moist muff box and force my face into your behind. I plunder that there region with vigor, never tentatively. I’m quite sure of my pussy-and-ass-eating skills, especially how they navigate your slot’s trench at this very moment bringing you to an orgasm. I know I’m a vile mess, let me show you just how much so.

[MF] I Hate You Motherfucking Redheads (Part 2):

This is why I’m hypnotized by these mythical creatures: they’re perfection even on their worst days. And, I’ve been lucky enough to obtain that mouth-to-top resuscitation from at least a couple of these damsels during my lifetime. Shit, my ass is hoping for more, though. I’m anticipating the moment when another one’s lavish mane hangs across my cock while her mouth and hands cradle my essence. I’m in search of the moment the pretty little Redhead’s lips say, “Do you miss my breath and me kidnapping this cock in my throat?”

A Nigga’s response is: “Hell yes, baby!”

[MF] I Hate You Motherfucking Redheads (Part 1):

My abdomen propels my dick along your pussy’s railway. You’re devouring your girlfriend’s slit and ass while I’m performing my froggy style business. One Damn Redhead is torture already, but I have two of you sexy sisters along for this sultry ride into threesome heaven. I just don’t know how to react to this sight. My Red Bunny once told me that I should never interfere when a woman is eating her lover’s box out because my forceful fucking interrupts the groove. Tell me, My Red Lover: how am I supposed to avoid this scene without inserting myself in the middle of the beautiful concoction? Riddle me this, too: how am I to resist the temptation? I’m no Saint; I’m a fuckin’ Sinner. I pull my dick from the cunnilingus-supplying one, though just because. And, I begin to nibble on that exposed ass. Red Bunny, you said nothing about rimming a hoe while she’s exposing another broad to that mouth love. The supplier yells, “Oh fuck, you nasty Nigger!” the second I plant my flag on her butt. This is the only time a white woman can get away with expressing that negative-ass term to me: DURING A HEATED SEX SESSION. I must admit: the spillage of such disgusting disrespect makes my dick harder. So, I’m now even more motivated to stick my tongue down into this ass hatch. She reaches behind herself and pulls apart one of those asscheek devices. And believe-you-me, this bitch is multitasking like a motherfucker; she isn’t missing a beat–aiding me while having way with that ass she’s entertaining. This little skirmish is one to go down in the menage-a-trois books. My dick is a Mad House in the way of how it’s dripping in response to these perfectly-shown pieces of nude art. I’m growing ever impatient to the sights and sounds of this saliva-producing situation. I’m never going to be able to last this steamy moment, and I don’t know how long I’m going to be able to withstand this penis torture. Pulling my dick into my hand is about to be second nature. I’m about to just say, “Fuck it!”, and I’m just about to go for it. Red Bunny, I can’t help myself! What do you expect? I’m just a man trying to get in where I fit in. Actually, my dick wants to participate. Anyway, I’m a pervert: you always tell me that. Remember? My dick is in the giver’s ass now. She’s spewing out that derogatory term again. This time she’s screaming, “Fuck me in my tight ass, you fucking NIGGER!”

[MF] Follow me now; this is going to be a winding road (Part 1):

So, I’ve been quite active on Reddit for around the last seven months, I think (previous user names were gr8mouthreecie and themaskedfucker). And, I was chopping it up with the guy that prints out my t-shirts the other day telling him about some of the negative comments I’ve been getting from males over the time I’ve been posting.

“You do know that Reddit is a trolling platform, right?” he asked.

I sat there dumbfounded while he was pressing a 300-degree plate onto my shirt.

“Yeah, that’s all dudes around the world do all day is sit around and troll.” he continued.

“Well, I’ll be damned.”

My ass should’ve known that; duh, I’m so freaking smart.

Anyway, I wouldn’t even be on the site if it wasn’t for my white slut; she was the one that insisted that I give Reddit a try. But first, here’s the little backstory of how that white freak and I met (in first and second person):

[MF] You Are Absolutely Correct, My Dear Woman:

Maybe I shouldn’t be so forthcoming and obnoxious; maybe it’s just not becoming of me. This mouth of mine: it spews such treachery. Again, I AM what I AM–a disgusting piece of shit. And since you’ve jumped on the bandwagon and joined the other critics that have such disdain for my existence, why are you here in my DEN OF LECHERY where I share the moment-by-moment details of my past and present sins with you and the rest of the world?

[MF] The Wild Wild West:

Remember when you came to my house with your little .380 pistol? That was the first time a woman visited me with such authority. I had to foil your little plot, though. You know I had to pull the weapon from your back jeans pocket and get to business. Not even a pistol-yielding, sexy-ass chick as yourself could intimidate me in my shit. When you get to my house, there’s nothing but ass licking, dick devouring and pussy-eating antics over the horizon. I lead you to my bedroom and snatched your clothes off to gather up glances of your naked frame. Your body was delightful. You told me you hadn’t had any type of sexual contact in over six months. I already craved that luscious ass, but you mentioning your lack of sustenance marked my cue to just get it on. I pushed you onto my bed and instantly shoved my face in between your legs. I licked at your clit until your pussy lathered up and produced an abundance of fluid. I ransacked your asscheeks and turned up on that asshole. You pulled my eager face into your hindside’s bosom and kept me pinned there. My dick was a hardened mess in the middle of that chaos and disorganization. Fuck it; I had to mix up the uncertainty. I pulled my dick from my shorts and presented your slit with its erection. I worked my manhood into your wetness and began stroking like I was that Nigga, Clarence Carter. I held your legs up to your ears and dug into your hiny with pazzazz. I hit your pussy with such an authoritative drilling that your pussy spewed its ejaculation all over my bed. The more I stabbed at that wetbox, the more it squirted and enveloped my abdomen with its precipitation. I marveled at what I had done, but I wasn’t done with you. I reintroduced your pussy and ass to my mouth and smothered your cavity. You kept on squirting and yelling out such things that weren’t meant for strangers’ ears to hear. I wasn’t going to let you hog all the sex, so I climbed atop you once more and pounded you until we both came…