I heard this story first-hand from a friend who had a small role to play. The main character is a young woman, 27 years old, named Alex (changed to protect her privacy). Alex has an unusual sexual proclivities. She is straight and she loves a good penis, except when it’s hard. You see, Alex loves a softie. When a penis is rock hard, she just finds it disgusting. She often thinks how anyone could put something so gross in their bodies. Now a softie on the other hand, she could suck on it for hours. She loved the way it felt in her mouth, like a warm marshmallow that was just the right consistency. To her, a softie was a beautiful thing. Just one problem: when she put a flaccid penis in her mouth, it didn’t stay that way for long. She often asked her lovers to jack off before they got it on (she provided pictures, she wasn’t a bitch). But even then they soon became at least semi-hard and oh so gross.
Author: adHocFunny
[MF] A hard day at the office
We have shared an office for more than a couple of years now and known each other forever. It was you who got me this job. And today, as you walked in, I felt a little different. Maybe it was because of the low blouse you were wearing, one that forced attention on your gorgeous breasts. Your cleavage looked exceptional, though I know you well enough to know that you don’t much think about how such a top would be perceived. You sat down at your desk and called me over to discuss a long-running office work drama in which you are one of the central characters. People have been fired over this, though luckily neither one of us will be. As we talk about the latest in soft tones, afraid someone will hear us, I can’t help but steal glances at your beautiful breasts. Your blouse provides such gorgeous views side-on. As you’re talking, I find my mind wandering to how I would like to be holding those breasts, touching them. A you talk I notice you are getting upset and I put my have over your back to console you. Nothing sexual there, though I am feeling so horny right now. I keep my eyes on your breasts, even as yours are firmly focused on the computer screen as you talk to me.