TW: Alcoholism/Violence/Vore/Gore/Scat/Death/Murder/Kidnapping
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“Tomorrow is Christmas! Tomorrow’s the day!!”
Said the little girl, Anna, to her brother Jay.
“Don’t get too excited. It’s the same every year,”
Said Jay as he cleaned up an old bottle of beer.
“With mom always crying and dad smoking cigars,
We don’t always have the best family memoirs.
In fact, we’ll be lucky if this year at least
We have a can of cranberry for our dinner feast.”
And so with a heavier heart than at first,
Anna drank some warm milk to help quench her thirst.
Both she and her brother got ready for bed
And soon they were resting their sad little heads.
A few hours passed and they woke to a bellow
From a jolly, rounded, and old sort of fellow.
He leaped into their bedroom and exclaimed with a shout,
“Come, little children, it’s time to go out!”
“Can we bring our mother and father?” asked Anne
As she and her brother approached the white van.
“You know, little girl, I think you’re in luck