My current wife now 31F was in a shitty relationship with her shitty ex. Thankfully she was in a long distance relationship. We were working together and i had already laid my eyes on her phenomenal ass.
That night i made a plan for my roomates and her and her friends to hang out at our flat as singles. It was easy. No one wanted to spend money or time on valentine’s day crap.
I had a trick up my sleeve. A bong and some really good stuff. We passed the bong along and everyone got high. We switched off the lights and kept playing music and one by one everyone went to sleep until it was her and me left. I put my hands on her while we were on the bed and David Guilmore was playing a mad guitar solo. Before we knew it we hugged really hard.
If you’ve done anything stoned you know how fucking amazing that felt.
Soon enough we were kissing and i was removing her pyjamas. We were already in comfortable night clothes.