Ok iv never told this story but fuck it. This happened a few years ago I was living with my buddy Jake right out of college.
He had a tinder date that night and was super nervous for it. He took a few shots and I wished him well. At about 1
AM I woke up to voices and giggling and someone tripping into a table. Nice one Jake I guess it went well.
The next morning I slept in, and rolled out of bed and went to take a leak. I knew Jake worked in the morning so figured he gave his date a ride home on his way in.
I was wrong. As I walked out of the bathroom bleary eyed in the full nude I was face to face with his tinder date waiting outside the door.
There’s few times In my life where iv been speechless. But I stood there mouth open like an idiot trying to form a thought. All I could do was look at her for a moment she was short and curvy with dark long hair and big brown eyes. Tanned skin wearing nothing but one of Jake’s old t shirts. She was maybe 5’ 4” but her tits were big enough that it made his shirt ride up to only partially cover her considerable ass.